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What if we kiss under the mistletoe ?

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Mwah mwah

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Kai
Damn.
I'm kind of upset that Christmas is over.

Zakuro
Why?
You spent it at my place
Did you not have a good time?
Did you want to spend it with your Gramps?
You could have said so
I'm so sorry

Kai
No babe shut up I had fun
It's just
We didn't see any mistletoe

Zakuro
Mistletoe is my mistlefoe

Kai
Huh
Why
The
F***
Is mistletoe your mistlefoe

(A/N: does censoring that swear word bother you? I could write them properly but I'm worried that some people wouldn't enjoy that.)

Zakuro
Language
And no
It's just that when I was seven I tripped and face planted into a mistletoe
And the area over my eye got badly bruised
And my knees got bruised
And I knocked the food over
And broke a glass
Which I happened to be carrying
It's noteworthy to remember that I'm not usually that clumsy and that Sakura pushed me
But since we couldn't remove her from the family we just removed mistletoe from the holiday
I'm still up for removing her though
Whenever they are ready

Kai
You love her
But also what the h*ll
Is wrong with you

Zakuro
Wasn't my fault

Kai
But
Now we can't

Zakuro
Can't what?

Kai
Conveniently stand under the mistletoe at the same time...

Zakuro
....
Just ask me you fool

Kai
Do you. Say yes.

Zakuro
...I'll be over in 5 minutes

Kai
Why can't I come over

Zakuro
You forget I live with Sakura right?

Kai
Oh yeah
Well to be fair she probably has Chihiro over

Zakuro
WHAT
Change of plans you come over we are busting that dumb idiot

Kai
Ah.
Well.
I tried.
Be over in 15 minutes!

Zakuro
Yeah you will

TO BE CONTINUED....

Thanks!



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