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(Hey you guys might be getting mad that I don't post enough Kaizaku but not to worry I'll post some of them in this chapter.)

Family

Sakura: Everyone here who's siblings are causing trouble say aye

Sakura: I'll go first

Sakura: Aye

Shinya: Anya isn't causing trouble. I find him rather well behaved at home

Kenya: I feel like that's because I'm there

Sakura: I wish my brother did that

Sakura: He used to be well behaved but now he speaks French at the ass crack of dawn and cries about Narutoe or something

Kenya: Your name is accurate.

Sakura: ?

Shinya: Calm down. Anya is fine right now though he went out to get himself ice-cream.

Sakura: Hold up a second. Yup he's typing in the other chat about that

Kenya: Forgive me if this is too direct or rude but you text him regularly? I don't recall him having as many friends until recently

Sakura: Oh? Yup he does text often. He's a bit uhh unhinged in there

Kenya: Huh

Shinya: Right now?

Sakura: Always but right now? Yes.

Sakura: Dyo wanna know what it's about

Shinya: As his brother I'll respect his privacy.

Kenya: As a little shit I'll ask

Shinya: Kenya.

Kenya: You want to know too. Stfu and listen

Shinya: But this isn't right?

Kenya: Shut up or I'll post a screenshot of your club penguin roleplay file from 6 years ago

Shinya: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

Kenya: I'm a little shit.

Shinya: FINE ASK I WON'T SNITCH

Sakura: Looks like he finally lost his composure. I'm surprised. Anyway, he's screaming about how the 7/11 doesn't have "choco mint"

Sakura: WAIT WHY THE HELL IS AKATSUKI AT THE GROCERY MART AT THE SAME TIME

Shinya: It's normal to bump into people

Sakura: Oh no Akatsuki is "coincidentally" in the same place as Anya at least 4 times a week

Shinya: What.

Kenya: I don't like him

Sakura: Well he likes you and he wants you to like him.

Kenya: And why is that?

Sakura: Zakuro's bf told me Akatsuki calls him often to ramble about how he should get along with his future brother in law.

Kenya: WHAT

Shinya: Does Anya reciprocate?

Sakura: Well he does but I don't think Akatsuki stalks him or anything if that's what you are worried about

Sakura: He has this ahoge which puffs up like an antenna when Anya is near him

Kenya: So he likes Anya a lot?

Sakura: Yes he does

Kenya: I'm going to talk to him as a friend would.

Shinya: Don't threaten to run him over with a bike please

Kenya:

Kenya: Why would I do that...?

Shinya: Don't talk to him I will.

Sakura: Oh wait hold on now my brother is screaming in Mario kart rage

Sakura: NO ZAKURO DO NOT SHOVE IT UP YOUR BOYFRNBS ASS

Sakura: I HAVE TO GO AND STOP MY BROTHER FROM KILLING SOMEONE

Sakura: HOW ARE YOU HOLDING THE TV IN YOYR CHICKEN ASX HANDS YOU SCARECROW LOOKING MOTHERF****ER

Kenya: LMAO

Shinya: Is everything alright?

Sakura: Eihnwjgoxjeismvmhke

*Sakura has gone offline*

Kenya: f

Shinya: She could be injured Kenya!

Kenya: Bruh moment

TBC....