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(I would ask for a chain here but no one comments on my fics anymore so uhh-)

Chat - Makino is a God fight me

Kai
Jeez. Sakura are you okay?

Sakura
I don't know are you okay? That was the WORST rage I've ever seen.

Kai
I'll live.
@Zakuro never do that again.

Zakuro
Never throw blue shells at me you f***ing imbecile.

Kai
Where's the fun in that?

Zakuro
So you want to die again?

Makino
Bad.

Zakuro
That's it. I'm a villain now. This is my villain arc.

Chihiro
Shut it oh my God. You're so overdramatic. Just like. Stop. Shut up. Think. Die. There are so many things you could do better.

Nanami
Chihiro. I'm giving you 5 seconds to apologise.

Chihiro
No.
...I'm sorry.

Nanami
Good.

Sakura
Jeez Nanami who peed on your pillow?

Anya
It's who pissed in your cereal, dumbass.

Chihiro
Akatsuki did.

Kai
To uhh
Which?

Chihiro
Both.

Himiko
I thought you were potty trained Akatsuki. What the hell.

Karin
Uh
In my defense, I didn't think he'd actually do it.

Chihiro
I'm going to snap you freaking neck like it's a paperclip you piece of crap on the bottom of an old shoe.

Zakuro
We live in a society...

Sakura
NOW IS NOT THE TIME GO QUOTE JOKER
ALSO STOP QUOTING HIM? BRO I'VE SEEN YOUR SECRET TUMBLR ACCOUNT WHY IS IT ABOUT JOKER?
WHY DO YOU WAKE UP AND QUOTE HIM AT 3AM TOO? LIKE WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP?

Kai
That is not the issue here but Zakuro what the f***?

Zakuro
LISTEN I DO NONE OF THAT
SLANDER
LIES

Makino
No sleep with you over.

Himiko
Akatsuki did you sleep over with Chihiro

Chihiro
No he just climbed through my windows, pissed on everything and then left.

Akatsuki
Oh! Sorry no that was apple juice! I forgot to tell you. I poured it from the bottle onto all your stuff then climbed out through your windows.

Karin
To make it look like you pissed! Smart. Also ew.

Chihiro
Huh. I'm still killing you but a little less.

Nanami
Someone catch me up please
I think my brain isn't working

Chihiro
When does it ever

Nanami
Chihiro.

Zakuro
Ignore me once, and I will daily.

Sakura
ZAKURO STOP IT

Kai
Why do I have to date this nutcase

Zakuro
Because we live in a society where honour is a distant dream.

Kai
I'm???

TBC....

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