Wrong number?

Private chat between KAI and ZAKURO

Kai
Hey listen. We need to talk.

Zakuro
About what exactly?

Kai
Akatsuki and Anya's relationship

Zakuro
Absolutely not. That's none of our business.
Let them figure things out at their own pace.

Kai
But waiting for them to get together is sooooo boring ugh

Zakuro
It's none of our business to do anything about it Onigasaki

Kai
The last name, huh? Wow that's cold. Too bad i don't give up easily :)

Zakuro
Don't you have to go plot your grandfather's murder right now

Kai
Always back to murder. Istg adding another bit of evidence to the hitman chatroom

Zakuro
THE WHAT

Kai
I'll tell you about it if you help me :)

Zakuro
Abso fucking utely not
...how much will you tell me?

Kai
Who's in it

Zakuro
Deal.
Don't ever fucking speak to me about this again.

Kai
Thanks babe! You're the best
(Not really but you're pretty damn close)

Zakuro
...no comment about that, but how exactly am i supposed to help anyway? It's not like me and Kudou are super close?

Kai
I'll add you to the gc.

Zakuro
What the fuck does that entail
ONIGASAKI
KAIKOKU
KAIKOKU ONIGASAKI ANSWER ME

*xx/xx/xx Friday (two days later)*

Kai
Holup lemme add some1 in here

Sakura
Speak like a normal person I'm begging you

Kai
N0 th1s i5 4 p4rt 0f my ch4ll3ng3

Makino
What

Nanami
What challenge?
To see if I'd murder you before your bf did?

Kai
Wrong chat for that theory

Himiko
What

Akatsuki
What

Makino
No

Kai
You do realise Akatsuki that if you got your head out of your ass for 20 minutes none of this would be necessary

Akatsuki
Yes
But he's sooo dense!!!
Nothing i say gets to him!!!!
It's not fair!!!

Kai
I know, life is never fair.
Doesn't mean you should blackmail us about it shithead

Akatsuki
Aww thank you Kai!

Nanami
What level of brain damage is that

Akatsuki
Let's find out with you shall we?

Chihiro
Stop trying to murder people you donkey

Nanami
Chihiro.
Just go back to playing on your 3DS please.

Chihiro
Fine.

Sakura
I'll go too!

Himiko
No i don't think you can. Before we add Zakuro here that is

*Sakura has added Zakuro to "Help a dying man"*
*Sakura has changed one users name*
*Sakura has removed admin rights for 5 users*

Sakura
There

Kakashi
Where am i?

Kai
Hell

Akatsuki
Hello! Hello Zakuro!!

Kakashi
So I'm assuming you're the reason I'm in here when I don't want to be?

Akatsuki
Ahaha yes

Kakashi
Die

Nanami
Quick add it

Kakashi
Fuck you are you one of those jobless losers who think I'm a hitman

Nanami
What are you gonna do? Kill me?

Kakashi
. Nanami I will glue your eyelids open

Chihiro
Can I

Nanami
NO. Also Kaikoku for everyone's safety please tell him to stop threatening us

Akatsuki
I think it's cute.
Just like Anya is....

Chihiro
Damn my man's having withdrawal symptoms already

Sakura
LMAO
IM ALCTUALLY CRYING

Nanami
Chihiro. That was rude but I'll let it pass because it was funny

Chihiro
You are?
Alright :)
Thanks!

Kai
I bet he's feeling super validated right now

Himiko
Of course he would!
I just loved it when my big bro congratulated me as a kid

Makino
Happy

Sakura
What did you mean "you loved" Himiko? If I'm not intruding? It sounds like he was in the past....

Himiko
I'm not...really sure who or where he is anymore....but I love him anyway.

Karin
It was really nice of you to tell us. You didn't have to but you did and that was very nice of you. I'm really sorry about your brother though, and I hope that if you have difficulties you can speak to all of us about them!

Himiko
Oh thank you Karin! You're so sweet :)

Makino
Cheer up, we're here for you

Nanami
Holy shit he gave you a full sentence, but yup fully agree with him! We're right here for you

Himiko
YOU GUYS!

Akatsuki
Holy shit

Kakashi
What.

Akatsuki
Nothing
Himiko your story. It's something....
Anyway I just saw Anya now so I'm heading off! Take care everyone!

Himiko
Ah, huh? What do you mean?

Kakashi
This is odd...

Kai
? What do you mean?

Kakashi
Nothing really. I'll head off to get som hours into Celeste now. Bye.

Makino
Hmm.

Karin
Is there something I don't know?

Chihiro
Seems so.
I'm heading off now. To play Tetris. Bye.

Nanami
Finally
Wait did you do your hw?

Chihiro
Uh
Bye

Nanami
. I've gotta go deal with him bye for now

Karin
Oh. Bye!

Makino
Hm. I'm napping now. Bye

Kakashi
Oh bye Makino I hope you sleep well!

Kai
Bruh

Kakashi
What

Kai
Nothing
Anyway let's go too

Kakashi
Alright, wait whfiwivdobkeizigoakrnhk

Sakura
Big bro?

TBC....