Plot:
High school AU
When you're bored what you should do is something you like to do or are comfortable with.
You should definitely not text a random number.
That is if you aren't Kaikoku Onigasaki.
To note:
LGBT+ content
Slight swearing
Light ang...
(A/N: I'll be inserting monolouges for whenever Zakuro is thinking so if it's in italic apart from the "Read" and timings is in Zakuro's POV.)
Kai Yes my girlfriend. Oh? You didn't know?
Zakuro Obviously not
Kai Well her name is Sarayashiki Karin
Zakuro THE KARIN SARAYASHIKI???
Kai Yes her
Zakuro Oh cool No it's not cool Good for you man I'll never be able to compete with her Just didn't expect your lameass to have a gf Why do I feel so bad?
Kai My "lameass" has plenty of friends just to let you know.
Zakuro Wait but doesn't Karin Sarayashiki's boyfriend have tons of fans That's not you is it His name is different too I think it was Kaikoku- HOLY SHIT DUDE SO YOU'RE- AND I'VE- I swore at you I told you so much about myself WHAT THE HELL I've destroyed every chance of having a social life
Kai Yes you have. So wait now that you know how I look like can I see how you do?
Zakuro I can't show you! M-maybe it's because I don't know how you look like!
Kai No problem
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Now you do. So what about you?
Zakuro You look ugly SHIT HE'S HOT Like damn what did you eat as a kid? SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 911 MY HEART EXPLODED Ahh whatever guess there couldn't be enough pretty in the world WHY DOES WHAT I WANT TO SAY NOT COME OUT RIGHT
Kai Aww dude You hurt my feelings :( Just kidding like I care Bet you're uglier So come on show me.
Zakuro I've uh got to go AND HAVE A GAY PANIC My sister's calling me PLEASEDONTQUESTIONME Bye
Kai Oh okay bye dude Read I've got to go anyway my friends are waiting for me Show me your face when you get back though Read
"Makino is a god fight me"
Sakura So big bro Say why were you smiling at your phone earlier
Zakuro Saw a meme
Sakura And blushing?
Makino IT'S HAPPENING YES I'VE WAITED SO LONG
Sakura You never usually text what the heck
Makino Special circumstances. So who's the lucky guy?
Zakuro And you're just assuming it's a guy?(A/N: Only Onigasaki found out by chance. No one else knows for sure yet.)
Sakura Big bro mom and dad think you're gay
Zakuro I,,,
Sakura Big bro the janitor thinks you're gay
Zakuro I,,
Makino Zakkun Anya Kudou who's as straight as a streelight after a hurricane thinks your gay
Zakuro I'll kill him I mean uh oh why me
Makino So who's the man?
Sakura Wait a minute. The dude I saw you texting.. "Kai" was it?
Makino KAI AS IN KAIKOKU ONIGASAKI? ZAKKUN HOW?
Zakuro You're actually much smarter than me Wow But uh Can't hide it I guess I'm shit at lying
Sakura Language big bro! It must be a big situation if you cussed tho Big situation my ass
Makino Say Zakuro. He has a girlfriend doesn't he?
Zakuro . Yeah...
Makino I feel really bad for you now.
Sakura Wait. Karin Sarayashiki. Isn't that the girl Yuzu Roromori is in love with?
Makino
Zakuro
How How'd you know that.
Sakura My boyfriend.
Zakuro
Isn't your boyfriend that tiny boy Chihiro? Wait isn't he friend with that dude who wears glasses-
Makino Who's a gossip king! What's his name Nanami Omejima? . I have an idea but listen Zakuro you have to play along
Zakuro But I don't want to do anything to a perfectly good relationship that's wrong guys
guys?
Makino You misunderstand. First we dig for dirt. Then we proceed. What you said is right if they're happy we should leave them alone. But there's no problem with collecting Intel right?
Zakuro But-
Sakura I agree.
Makino Now I'm going to sleep because in tired.
Sakura Okay
Zakuro Wai- How are they able to cut through my statements dammit? Wait I'm the idiot I'm stuttering through text to grab their attention
Sakura We'll meet up with you later to discuss the details MakiMaki
Zakuro We will?
Sakura Yes we will. Okay big bro?
Zakuro Y-yes!
Makino Bye.
Sakura Bye!!!
Zakuro Bye What just happened? Whatever.
*Third person POV* 9:56 Friday Kai+Unknown number
Unknown number Hello! This is Sakura Oshigiri!
Kai Oh hello We share math don't we?
Sakura We do! I hope we can be friends! Saw you in class today and decided to branch out and be friends Who knows we might have assignments later we might as well become friends!
Kai Well said. But now I must sleep so er-goodnight Miss.Oshigiri!
