Wrong number?

Makino is a god fight me

Sakura has added Anya

Sakura
Remember this dude?
Well Chihiro told me that Akatsuki is dating Yuzu

Zakuro
Oh shit
Dude I know we aren't close
But hell dude I'm so sorry

Anya
Whatever.
I don't care

Makino
And here we have two idiots in denial.
Yuzu is in love with Karin and Well, Akatsuki is-
I should let him say it
But we'll we need help finding what we want
Why did love get so complicated

Zakuro
Makino all this while you've been helping us but what about you?

Makino
I'm looking yes
But I'm in no hurry
I mean with friends like you all (yes you too Anya)
I'm fine, no I'm happy
And that's enough for me right now

Anya
Dude,
You are one of the best people I know
WAIT FORGET I SAID THAT
But. I'm pretty happy to know you even though it's been 5 minutes

Zakuro
It gets better the longer you know him

Sakura
I can testify
But back to the issue

Anya
Sigh.
End me.

Makino
Zakuro and Anya just asking what were your first impressions

Anya
I accidentally hit him
In the face
With a ketchup bottle
And the sad part was he apologized

Makino
I really shouldn't say anything
I mean he's Akatsuki
Idk what he does
But what about you Zakuro?

Zakuro
I told him I'd kill him
He
He thought I was a hitman

Anya
Dumbass

Zakuro
Loser

Anya
SHITSTAIN

Zakuro
PIECE OF CRAP

Sakura
Okay that's it.
I'm adding your damge control Anya.

Anya
I don't have damage control

Sakura has added Himiko

Zakuro
WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THEIR NUMBERS
WHO NEXT JANITOR BOB?

Anya
The janitor's name is Bob?

Makino
No it's Obi wan Kenobi

Anya
Are you bieng sarcastic?

Makino
I don't do sarcasm
The janitor legally changed his name because he was a star wars fan

Anya
How do you know this?

Makino
Nanami Omejima

Anya
Regina Gorge

Sakura
Well, yes
But no
He's not mean

Zakuro
Guys I got to go one sec
I have to clean my room

Anya
Tmi

Zakuro
Shut up!

Anya
No asshole

Makino
Not again.
Go.
Now.

Zakuro
Okay. Bye.

"Kai + Zakuro"

Kai
Oi
Are you ignoring me
You promised to show your face didn't you

Zakuro
Right sorry

Kai
It's fine you can do it now but what were you doing that got you so busy anyway?

Zakuro
Hmm?
I was messaging Kudou

Kai
I thought you didn't like him?

Zakuro
He's okay I guess

Kai
Oh.
Okay whatever

Zakuro
?

Kai
It's nothing

Zakuro
Wait one doubt is Akatsuki dating Yuzu Roromori?

Kai
Aah yeah
I was shocked too tbh
Thought he was going for Anya
Idk tho maybe he's trying out something new
He's still super clingy with Anya though

Zakuro
Oh

Kai
Neways
Enough about Anya
How do you look like

Zakuro
Not great
Ok I won't show you but I wear a mask

Kai
Huh
A mask boyo
Wait I'll find you.
And when I do.
You'll know.

Zakuro
Can't wait.
I got to leave
Ugh my dishwasher
Not to mention I lied to someone that I was cleaning my room
Bye

Kai
Oh okay
See you later I guess
Read
I'm going fishing
Or I'll stab my Gramps with a fishing rod's hook
Read
Bye Oshigiri.
Read

Wait WHAT?

(TBC...)