Wrong number?

Zakuro
G

Kai
And hello to you too!
What do you mean by "g"?
Girl friend? Giraffe? Grapes?

Zakuro
Pne secndd dud
M runig
Frm sum1

Kai
Have you decided to embrace the illterate idiot you really are?
My how humble.

Zakuro
Kil u

Kai
The hitman theory still stands
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But seriously you okay?
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Wow you're scaring me
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4:32 pm Wednesday

Zakuro
Sorry that was my sister she doesn't understand the meaning of privacy

Kai
Ohh a sister
How does she look
Hmm?~

Zakuro
Idk bro
Idk how you'll see with your neck snapped and your eyeballs gouged

Kai
Oh good Lord
I was joking
Sheesh

Zakuro
Hmm?
Oh

Kai
But in all seriousness
Annoying to have siblings huh
I'm an only child can't relate lol

Zakuro
You get me wrong
I love my sister to pieces

Kai
"Pieces"?
Serial killer vibes ngl

Zakuro
As I was saying

Kai
Wow cold

Zakuro
SHUT
As I was saying
I really love her but she tends to get annoying sometimes that's all

Kai
...
Oh that's a normal reason from someone like you

Zakuro
What did you expect me to actually be a serial killer?

Kai
Mayhaps

Zakuro
Goodbye.

Kai
Woah wait sorry!
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Dude you are so petty
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I thought I would be the petty one but guess not
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Whatever guess I'll sign off too
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3:35 am Thursday

Zakuro
Are you asleep?

Kai
Lol no sleep is for the weak
Kinda expected u to be tho
Those good boy vibes and all

Zakuro
Okay first of all
I do sleep and it's not for the weak
Second good boy vibes? What are you on?

Kai
Do you want a list?

Zakuro
Seriously? Dude stop! It's not healthy!

Kai
You actually care?
Wow what a softie
An actual tsundere
But I was joking
I'm underage -_-

Zakuro
I'm not a tsundere

Kai
Seems sus
Wait wanna play among us?

Zakuro
I'm free so why not
Wait by ourselves?

Kai
Course not
Call Makino
I'll call some of my friends

Zakuro
Yeah okay
Wait as in who?

Kai
Do you know Yuzu Roromori?

Zakuro
Oh no
That insane girl who is obsessed with that "Akki" guy?
She keeps trying to get me to crossdress
It's annoying

Kai
Bet you would look cute

Zakuro
W-WHAT?
DUDE NO

Kai
Aww chill I was joking
I don't know how you look
But anyway yeah her and Akatsuki
And this dude called Anya

Zakuro
Kudou?

Kai
So you know him?

Zakuro
He's in my class
He's like the definition of asshole

Kai
That I can agree but Akatsuki only plays when Anya plays

Zakuro
Sounds gay

Kai
It is gay
Like you

Zakuro
...

Kai
I was joking but oh shit
I got that right
Chill I don't mind
I'm actually bi if you didn't know
Our school's pretty accepting of that stuff

Zakuro
I know
I just,,,
Nevermind
You were saying?

Kai
Well yeah them a friend called Himiko Inaba and my girlfriend, Karin

Zakuro
Your wHAt?