Nice and Smart (DRABBLE)

"I don't want to die!" Luffy panicked, instantly.

"Shut up!" Ace said, not too kindly.

Runa held out the branch in her arm threateningly, as if she was holding a knife instead of a fragile branch that could snap in a moment's notice. Luffy clutched Runa's shirt and bravely shouted, "Don't touch Runa!"

"Right, you do it, Ace." The blond kid said, helping to capture them. Runa struggled all the way, fighting and generally just making it difficult for the blond kid to keep a tight hold on her.

"What, no? You do it!" Ace protested.

"I've never killed someone before!" Blondie said.

"Neither have I!"

"Don't throw me into the ocean! I can't swim!" Luffy blurted out, making Runa turn her head in disbelief. 

Then, she spat out at him with all the vengeful spite she could, "Luffy, you absolute idiot!"

"Why did he tell us that?" Blondie asked, disbelieving.

"Cause he's an idiot," Ace said. "The girl's not though, tie her up and we'll dump them into the ocean."