The Adventurous (HTTYD Hiccup x Reader)

Fight them, not each other!

"Why--" I started but Hiccup already started explaining why he's keeping us here.

"Because Hookfang and Toothless are the only ones with working Dragon armour and Meatlug is immune to Dragon Root Arrows, besides Astrid and the Twins are... Uh... going through things right now so I need you two to keep the peace. Please?" He told and I sighed heavily before nodding.

"I'll try my best," I answer but Dracul cleared his throat and I rolled my eyes before correcting myself.

"We'll try our best." 

"Thank you." He thanked us before getting back on Toothless and flying off to the stables to put the Dragon armour on Toothless.

"Let's clean up and head up to stables," I tell Dracul, who hums in response before we both start to quickly clean up as we didn't need to clean up much.

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"You are not leaving me with these two muttonheads," Astrid claimed to Hiccup as he made some final adjustments to Toothless' armour while the twins stand off to the side a little, but still in earshot range.

"They must've done something to tick her off," I whisper to Dracul and he nods in agreement.

"She knows we're standing right here, right?" Tuff asks his second half as Astrid continues to rant or convince, Hiccup.

"Look, Johann is surrounded by Dragon Hunters, and his ship is taking on water. We have to get out there and help him." Hiccup explained to her, but it does make me wonder how many times his boat was sunk and he miraculously got his stuff back.

'Question for another time.'

"Then, let me saddle up Stormfly, I'll be there in--" Astrid started.

"Astrid, you need to stay here and hold down the Edge. And make sure nothing happens to the Dragon Eye." Hiccup explained, cutting her off so she couldn't finish her sentence.

"I can't believe what's happening. This actually may be the worst day in history." Astrid claims, not noticing us.

"Astrid we are right here," Dracul tells her, gesturing to himself and me, but she looked over at us for a minute before brushing us off.

"Astrid, Snotlout and I have the only working dragon armour, and Meatlug is immune to the Dragon Hunters' arrows." Hiccup explained further, trying to get her to see the point. But the statement also made Fishlegs light up a bit.

"You hear that, girl? Who's a special dragon? Meatlug is, that's who." Fishlegs cooed happily to Meatlug, who wagged her tail and looked up at Fishlegs with so much happiness.

"It just makes sense for us to be the ones to go." Hiccup finished, but Astrid was not going to stop arguing with him.

"Hiccup, please! For all that is sacred in Thor's world, you cannot leave me alone with these two--" Astrid yelled out in desperation.

"What do you say? Simpletons? Blockheads?" Tuff cut her off, naming all the things he has been called in his life.

"I was always partial to dimwit myself. It rolls trippingly off the tongue." Ruff answers, rolling her r's as she says it.

"Oh, yeah. Watch this. 'What wit dim, would the twin's dim wit, if dim wits could wit dim?' Say that five times fast." Tuff told us but I knew I couldn't because I was already confused about what he said.

"You see what I'm talking about, right?" Astrid asks Hiccup but Tuff frowns at that.

"Hey, it's not like we woke up this morning hoping to spend 24/7 with you either, Astrid. I mean, you are not exactly a picnic." Tuff explained to her.