Down With the Deals (Bill Cipher x Reader) [Discontinued]

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Last Chapter-

It was pitch black outside, except for the campfire. Pacifica gave everyone a piece of cake to everyone as a goodbye. You waved Pacifica goodbye as she waved back. You and Mabel waved goodbye to Candy and Grenda. You, Dipper, and Wendy waved bye to Tambry, Lee, Nate, Thompson, and Robbie. You had a great time hanging out with everybody.

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You and your friends went home. "I can't believe Pacifia invited my friends!" Mabel remarked. "Really? That was nice of her to do that," Wendy responded. Then Mabel turned to you, "It was your first time meeting them... Which one did you like more!?" You thought a long time about it, and then shrugged, "I didn't really get to talk to Candy or Grenda that much. I guess I like 'em both equally. Being outcasts was kinda fun." Dipper asked, "You're an outcast?" You sighed, "Eh. I guess I'm seen as one... Most kids at eleven start developing crushes and stuff. I'm not really looking for relationships or anything. Also, I'm pretty mature for my age. I mostly relate to teenagers and people older than me." Dipper chuckled, "You're eleven? I guess your reasoning makes sense. You're friends with Mabel and me, and we're both 13 so technically teenagers. And Wendy is 16 now."

You smiled, "Wendy, do you have a driving license?" Wendy explained, "No. My family are lumberjacks so they don't need a car or driving license. But my friends are teaching me how to drive." You laughed so hard that you snorted, "M-maybe I could get you a car with my money." Wendy laughed too, "Nah man, you don't have to do that." You sighed to calm down, "It won't put a dent in my budget. Most new cars are on average about 30 thousand dollars in Oregon. And I have about a million dollars..." Wendy kept on smiling, "Thanks, but... You should keep that money." You shrugged, "Eh, your loss."

Wendy then thought about something, "Mabel was on the topic of which of her friends you liked the most... What do you think about my friends?" You sighed, "I kind of liked Lee... But I had the most interaction with him so that wouldn't be fair. But if I counted their general vibe... I liked Robbie." Wendy raised her eyebrow, "Robbie? Are you emo or something? What's your style, actually?" You thought about it, "Even though I wear mostly black, I'm not emo. My style is..." You thought about it for a long time. You looked around the mystically dark forest around you. It was quiet except for some wild animals and streams. You liked nature. So maybe Cottagecore? You also liked to be minimalistic. You didn't really like to bedazzle yourself too much. Minimalism would describe me pretty well. But then something hit you, "Weirdcore..." The style you had was Weirdcore. You liked chaos and fun. You liked weird things.

Bill chuckled, "Really?" You said out loud, "I mean... Chaoscore would describe me too I guess. Even though I look pretty minimalistic... I like weird and chaotic things..." Bill expressed, "Hah! I'm liking you more and more, kid. I also like weird and chaos."

No one could hear Bill Cipher but you. So it looked like you were talking to yourself. Wendy and Mabel glanced at each other, weirded out. Dipper, confused, also looked at you weirdly. You sighed but then realized that all of your friends were staring at you. Wendy replied in silence, "Man, did you like the whole Weirdmageddon thing?" "Weirdmageddon?" You asked Wendy to clarify what that meant. Dipper gasped, "WENDY! You know Y/N wasn't here for that! She only joined Gravity Falls a while ago!" You stared at Dipper as he angrily shouted at Wendy. After a long silent pause, you asked, "What was the Weirdmageddon?" Wendy stopped in her tracks and nervously looked to her sides to see if anyone was listening. She then loudly whispered, "People are not allowed to talk about it after the Never Mind All That Act. But basically, it was an apocalypse of weirdness and chaos that happened last summer..."