Down With the Deals (Bill Cipher x Reader) [Discontinued]

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Last Chapter-

It was a nice afternoon with Ford. You ate your sandwiches and ice cream. The ice cream melted a bit in their cups but it was good anyway. You and Ford talked about your past life. What it was like, and the exact reasons that made you move.

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You suddenly hear your ringtone and you pick up the phone, "Hello?" "Hi Y/N, Mabel is worried about you because we were separated for a long time." You hear Dipper hand over the phone to Mabel. She yells out but not too loud, "Y/N! Are you alright!? Is everything okay!?" You made a small chuckle subconsciously and reassured her, "Yes, everything with us is okay." Mabel, with a more relieved tone, asks, "What are you and Grunkle Ford doing, where are you at?" You turn to Ford as he scrapes the bottom of his cup of coffee ice cream. You say to Mabel, "Ford and I decided to have lunch together. We're currently at the park." You hear Dipper in the background, "Mabel! May I have my phone back!?" Mabel sighs and turns to the phone, "Dipper says to hand him back the phone, bye Y/N." "Bye, Mabel." Dipper gets his phone back and says, "Sorry for bothering you, Mabel wouldn't stop worrying about you." You respond, "No, no! It's okay. Are you guys almost done yet?" "Yeah, almost, give us an hour and we'll be done." You comment, "Hey, if you need makeup for your costume there is a really good store nearby." "Okay, thanks. Bye, Y/N!"

Dipper hung up the phone and said to Mabel, "We just need to get ourselves some wings for our costumes, right?" Mabel pestered, "And what about the makeup? We can make our costumes look extra good with my makeup artist skills!" Dipper murmured, "I guess you're right... Yeah! We're surely winning our costume show-off!" "Y/N said that she would become our greatest nightmare... I'm scared, what does she know that we don't know!?" Mabel yelled out. Dipper gasped, "BILL CIPHER!" Mabel quickly put a finger over Dipper's mouth to shut him up, "SHUSH! You know after the Never Mind All That Act we're not supposed to say that name! Especially not in public!" Dipper quieted down and slowly pushed Mabel's hand off his mouth, "Sorry... I forgot. But, what else would she be!?" Mabel giggles nonchalantly, "She could be the Dream Hipster!" Dipper scratched his chin nervously, "I...-I guess so..." "You're just being paranoid as always!" Mabel explained Dipper to Dipper. Dipper sighs as if remembering the events of last Summer, "Yeah, I am just being a Dipper as always..."

Dipper and Mabel went around the store in search of some wings. Mabel looked to her side and in a glimpse saw some, "Look! Angel and demon wings! Perfect for our outfits!" Dipper looks at Mabel and smiles, "Yes! Haha! We finally finished getting our costumes!" And he put them in the shopping cart along with other accessories. They bought it and went back to the middle of town.

"All that's left is our makeup! I don't think Y/N knows a single thing about putting on makeup, so I think we win here!" Mabel jumped up and down in happiness as she ran around Dipper. Dipper pointed out, "Why would Y/N mention the makeup store if she doesn't even know how to put makeup on?" Mabel shrugged and said, "Maybe it's something really simple like white powder?" Dipper shrugged, "Y/N is still new to us, she could know how to do it!" Mabel sighed, "You're right here too..." Mabel carried her costume as Dipper carried his.

They arrived at the store that you recommended and Mabel went up to the counter, "Hello! We would like some makeup! We want the most glamorous colors!!!" The woman said, "Oh! How nice of you two to come here! Are you also getting makeup for your costumes?" Dipper stayed quiet as Mabel chuckled, "Yes! A friend of ours recommended this store." The woman nodded and said, "The girl who was wearing a cloak?" Dipper nodded, "Yeah." The woman grinned, "Well, there is the experimental section where the newest brands and colors are. Have fun!" Mabel nodded and dragged Dipper over to the section. They picked out white and red eyeliner, with white and red blush. They also got themselves matching lipstick. And all the products had glitter in them. Mabel paid for the products and they both went out of the store. Mabel jumped up and down, "These matching costumes are going to be fire!" Dipper joked around, "For me, of course, I'm going to be a demon from Hell after all." Mabel joked around too, "Well then for me it's going to be cool! Because I'm going to be an angel!" Dipper chuckled, "This demon-angel costume is one of our best ideas yet!" Mabel giggled as always, putting her hand over her mouth to not burst out laughing, "And if Y/N dresses as that evil triangle then you both would have matching costumes, cause you both would be demons!" Dipper rolled his eyes, "Is THAT why I'm the demon? 'Cause you wanted for it to be some sort of stupid joke?" Mabel shook her head, "Naw! It's because I'm obviously an angel!" "Are you sure?" Dipper kiddingly asked. "Yes, I'm sure..." Mabel replied but with an intonation that told, "No." Dipper chuckled and poked Mabel in the shoulder. They started having a Tag N' Poke game as they ran to the park to find you and Ford.

You saw them come behind the trees and Dipper met your eyes, even though Mabel was the one who should've stood out more (her sweater was really colorful and shiny). Dipper noticed Ford having his mouth full as he held his bag of jelly beans. Mabel exclaimed happily, "We're finally done shopping!" She then gasps, "Are those... JELLY BEANS!?" Ford glanced down at his bag as he then looked back at Mabel, "I like jelly beans... So what?" Mabel giggled to herself and Dipper commented, "You guys were having a picnic all along? C-can we join?" You and Ford nodded.

Suddenly a bald figure appeared from within the trees. As he came in closer you saw the details, and that he was a heavyset, light-skinned, bald man. He were gray and cream goggles and a light gray jacket, with simple white boots. "Oh, hello! I...-Uh, didn't expect to see you here!" "BLENDIN BLANDIN!?" Dipper and Mabel shouted simultaneously.

You cough up some of your ice cream, "You know this guy!?" Mabel exclaimed to the man, "But I thought Time Baby was dead or something!?" The man scratched the back of his head nervously, "Well... We gained a queen, who defeated Time Baby, and everything went downhill from there..." Dipper almost threw up, "Excuse me!? That's a lot of information to take in!" The man then looked behind Dipper and nostalgically looked at you, "Ah! Anyway, I'm here on business." He walked over to you and bent his knee down to you, "Hello!" You scoot back and say, "Can you please introduce yourself first?" He seemed shocked yet said, "Of course!" He stood up and explained, "I'm a time traveler by the name of Blendin Blandin from the year 207̃012, I come here on official business of the Faceless Queen to give you this record." He gave you a record. You ask, "Why would this supposed Faceless Queen would give me this record?" "The person you call Uncle Stan decides to set up a Summerween party to bring in more customers," Blendin explained. "So..?" You asked for more information. "Ah! Yes! It's a party with karaoke. This record comes from March 10, 2014. So it's from the future. I can't say much (it would ruin the timeline), but you need to play this record, otherwise, the future is doomed with Time Baby..." You stop for a moment, "Who's Time Baby?" Dipper explains, "Time Baby is a giant baby that can control time... But, I have never heard of this supposed Faceless Queen." Blendin shrugs, "At the end of Summer you will find out." He looks around and then presses a button on his watch and disappears.

"Well, that was awkward," You comment, holding the weird record from March 2014. This is June 21, 2013. What does this mean? You hear ringing in your ears, "Hey, kid! I just think it's cool that you got yourself a record from the future. Eh, but what do I know? I'm just an all-powerful, all-knowing, timeless being of pure energy!" You mumble to yourself, looking down at the record, "You're insane." "Sure I am! What's your point?" Bill nonchalantly accepts. You sigh and put the record to your side, "I-I think we should better be going. Blendin said that there is a party, I think we should help Grunkle Stan if that's the case." Mabel laughs out loud, "I LOVE SETTING UP PARTIES!"

Stan bossed around, "All right, party people... And Dipper." Dipper whispered in your ear, "That's what he said last Summer about me..." Stan continued, "Soos, Wendy, go find snacks, candy, and punch at the store. Anything that would make the people full at a party." Stan commanded, "Mabel, my own brother, I would like you two to set up the lights." He turned to you and Dipper, "Set up everything else. Tables, chairs, whatever."

P.S. I know I said that it will always stay at the second person POV but because third person POV kind of also follows it I will also include it. My pet peeve is that there are abrupt changes in POV and it just slows the story down. I hope you enjoy it, still. I'm trying really hard and putting all my effort into it!

Also, the plot in this is DUMMY THICC, so please bow down to the Faceless Queen! Or don't... Would you bow down to yourself?.. 🤨