Down With the Deals (Bill Cipher x Reader) [Discontinued]

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Last Chapter-

That's a weird event that kept playing in your head like a movie over and over.

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You woke up in a single instant and a flash of heat swept over you, today is one hot Summer day, isn't it? You took off your black cloak and set it on your bed. You decided to also take off the black sweater that Mabel gave you. You took off your black combat boots and replaced them with Greek leather sandals that you packed in your backpack. Your dark blue jeans were now short gray shorts (they looked very similar to Dipper's). And your classic white T-shirt was now a gray tank top that matched your shorts.

You looked down at your gauze-covered left hand. It didn't feel that painful anymore. The layer of gauze was not that thick, so you could move your hand freely. You looked at both sides of your hand and then formed it into a fist. It looked like you could beat someone up. And the blood that seeped through looked like you did. I mean- I could... But I won't do it if it's not needed.

You slid down the railing of the stairs. Since your clothes were more free and flexible now, you were feeling more adventurous. You jumped off at the end and chuckled to yourself. You walked over to the vending machine to get yourself a Pitt Cola. You inserted the coin and unfortunately, the vending machine must've glitched out because you instead received some plain sparkling water. Oh well, it's better for my health anyways...

You walked outside drinking your sparkling water, "Hello, Mabel! Hiya, Giffany! What's up, Dipper?" Mabel and Giffany were face to face as they were talking to each other before. And Dipper was standing next to the door, so you noticed him last. They all greeted you back and Mabel remarked, "Love your outfit, Y/N!" You thanked Mabel and she chuckled suspiciously, "Where did 'ya get the shorts from?" You stopped drinking your sparkling water and looked down at your shorts, then glanced at Dipper's shorts. You turn back to Mabel, "Oh yeah, I stole 'em from Dipper's drawer." You rolled your eyes and sarcastically said to Mabel. Yet you said it pretty blankly (which amounted to the sarcasm), which might've confused some people if you were actually satire or not. Mabel giggled and Dipper covered his face with his hands and in embarrassment slid down the wall and groaned quietly to you, "No!.. Why did you have to say that, Y/N?.." You rolled your eyes and decided to shout to Mabel, "JUST TO BE CLEAR. IT WAS A JOKE!" Mabel said, still giggling, "Or is it?" "It might be made by the same company which would explain the similarity, but that doesn't mean it's his!" You yelled out angrily. Mabel kept on giggling, you knew you had to say something about it. You rolled your eyes and sighed, "Just think about it, that would be weird even for me! I'm eleven, he's thirteen... I'm a girl, he's a boy... Your whole schtick of being crazy about boys had made you think that other girls (I'm talking about me) are obsessed with boys too. Just to be clear: I'm not the type of girl to get a boyfriend," You took a giant gulp of your sparkling water because your mouth got dry from all the talking. Dipper's embarrassment cooled down and he finally said something to Mabel, "Yeah, not everyone is like you. Y/N is right... She's too keen to ever be lovestruck by some... Just some guy! Especially me!"

"Just because you have boyfriends, doesn't mean I will ever get one. Love is stupid. Love is just a whole conspiracy made by candy companies to sell more sweets on Valentine's Day (I don't actually think this, again, it's sarcasm, but you get the point)," You said. To the left of you, you heard Stan, "HA! I knew it! I knew I wasn't goin' crazy!" You got a jumpscare from him and stayed silent with a surprised face. Stan leaned closer to you and whispered, "And I think Santa Klaus is just a scheme made by the toy companies to sell more toys." You facepalmed and sighed, after that, you were silent. What have I gotten myself and everyone else into? Stan took a sip of his Pitt Cola and then, he noticed something, "Hey, Y/N. What happened to your hand?" You opened your eyes and looked down at your hand. You took a moment before turning to Stan, "I... I sorta got cursed. But, that's what Ford says..." "And how does the curse make you have a hand covered in bandages?" "The curse gave me terribly deep cuts all across my hand. And so it hurt and it bled..." You sighed. "Welp, that explains the blood on the floor. 'Ya know you'll have to clean that up, right?" You shrugged and sighed, "Yeah..."