Down With the Deals (Bill Cipher x Reader) [Discontinued]

Chapter 30: Crazy Hazy

You sighed and kept going at it until... It started shaping up. Your hair was all fluffy and your hair was comfortable for you. "It will grow out eventually again. Nothing to worry about, and plus... It looks good." You thought that if your hair grew out again, you could always go to a barber. Maybe have it the way you had it before moving to Gravity Falls.

The party started and you were putting on your costume. Your black over-the-knee-high, low-block heel boots went over your black dress pants. Your black, long-sleeve button-down shirt, was tucked into your pants and was held up by a black belt with a golden yellow triangle buckle. You had your black long gloves that went up past your elbow. There was a golden yellow button-up vest over your long sleeve shirt. And a simple black bowtie was fitted on you. You were currently putting on black eyeliner that went around the eye with golden yellow eyeshadow underneath. And you had black lipstick on your lips as your golden yellow blush was placed on your cheeks and tips of your ears for dramatic effect.

The crowd of party people started to thicken as you looked at yourself in the mirror. You looked at your hair which was pretty short. You also used Mabel's dye and checked if you had missed any spots. Yellow was the primary color as you had tips that faded into black. You looked at yourself, and then the final touch was added as you put on your pure black tophat. You said to yourself in the mirror and smirked, "Hey, I look not that bad..! Though, I look like someone..." You hear a ringing in your left ear, accompanied by loud hysterical laughter. You said in a sarcastic manner, "Really? I get to look like the hottest triangle around?" Bill suddenly shut up as you adjusted your tophat on your head, "That's what I thought... You just CAN'T keep your laughter to yourself?" You started adjusting your bowtie as you wanted to look the best you could, "I... I think I've said too much already..."

You went out to the party, fully dressed. No one noticed your entrance as you went through people. It was crowded like a dense city. People were dancing to the hype music that Soos was producing. And you saw Wendy handing out glowsticks as she wore the suit that she showed you. You walked through the crowd, hearing people having stupid conversations as if you just wanted to relax and have some fun. It's a party... Parties are pretty fun! You suddenly got out to an area that was cleared enough for you to stand there without being pushed around. You saw a shadowy figure emerge from the crowd. Every figure was a bit shadowy, due to the dim light and occasional flashing colors. The person was walking through the crowd, looking as if to find someone. They weren't looking in front of them to see where they were heading, but instead were glancing at his sides. Suddenly he bumps right into your chest. You both fell to the floor. "WATCH IT, PINETREE!" You yelled out. He turns to you and says, "Sorry! Whoever you- AAAAAHHHHH!" He jumped back and stood up. You finally understood who he was, Dipper. "Hey..." You said normally. He took a step back, "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! WHO ARE YOU!?" Dipper yelled out, and his voice had a high-pitched crack. You stood up and said jokingly, "I'm your greatest nightmare-" Dipper shut up and hyperventilated heavily. You could see that his heart was beating a mile a minute... Possibly Dimension Fever? He yelled out, "WHAT!?!?!? N-NO WAY!!!" You rolled your eyes and then said, "Dipper, it's me, Y/N..." You smiled honestly and he calmed down a little. He stood still as finally, his breath went a little calmer, "Y-Y/N?" He said quietly with confusion. You nodded and laughed in Dipper's face, "Yes, it's me. Did you really not recognize me!?" Dipper confessed, "No... You look so... Different... What happened to you? Your hair... Your makeup... Your clothing..." You sigh and shrug, "I just worked with what I had..." Dipper finally relaxed, "Phew... You really scared me there..." You say, chuckling, "Haha, I won! I recognized you first, and I was the one who got you freaked out! Haha!" Dipper sighed and said, "All right, you win..." You chuckle and Dipper then awkwardly stands there. You laugh the moment off and comment, "Hey, Dipper, I like your demon costume." He was wearing a red suit with wings. He had a headband with horns on it. He also was wearing makeup which consisted of glittering red eyeliner, blush, eyeshadow, and lipstick. He chuckled and in awkwardness rubbed the back of his head, as he had brown hair that faded to red, "Th-thanks. Mabel is wearing an angel costume as you may suppose..." You chuckled, "Ah, another matching costume?"

Wendy then suddenly came up behind Dipper, "Hey man, whatcha up to?" She then looked at you and her face went blank with surprise. You waved to Wendy and she then commented, "Y/N, is that you? Why are you dressed as that triangle guy?" You shrug, "Whaddya mean triangle guy?" Does she mean Bill Cipher? Dipper whispered into Wendy's ear and she said, "Oh..." Wendy then stood up, "Hey Dipper, I'm done selling the glowsticks, wanna go dance together or something?" Dipper stammered, "S-sure..." Though the red makeup made it hard to see, you could see that he was blushing underneath. Wendy then said, "Oop, I better should add a touch to my costume..." She grabbed some glowsticks from her pocket and formed them into horns, and then placed them on her head.

You were now alone at the party. You decided to walk through the crowded place. You decided to get yourself some punch because you started getting thirsty. You finally found the table and saw that there was no line. You walk over to it and look at it, Wendy said it's an orange-flavored punch... But it looks like it was also diluted with something. You grab yourself a red solo cup from the stack of cups placed. You pour yourself some punch into the cup and stand around there.

You take a sip of your drink. It was orange-flavored, as expected, but there also was a distasteful tint to it. It tasted funky with a flavor of bread to it. You decided to go with it anyway. It didn't taste that bad so you continued taking sips of it.

You saw someone coming up to the punch bowl. You recognized his red turtleneck sweater immediately, Ford. He met your eyes. He kept walking up to the bowl. You say to him, "Hey, Sixer! Great party, eh?" He suddenly met your eyes. You looked up at him with a relaxed expression on your face. You realized that you slurred your words a little at the end as you made your remark.

Suddenly Ford fell back on the floor. He suddenly, swiftly, pulled out something from his tan coat. It was a high-tech-looking gun. And you noticed something, its scope was in the shape of a triangle. You could see that he was breathing rapidly, and his heartbeat was now almost loud enough for you to hear. His limbs trembled as he held the gun. Yet, you stayed calm. You calmly set the gun to the side and said, "Sixer? It's me..." You remembered that Dipper had the same reaction. Ford lowered his gun a little. You reached out your right hand to help him get up and grinned, "C'mon, let's not set a scene..." Ford just breathed even harder and his heartbeat increased, "BILL CIPHER!" There was suddenly a quiet silence coming from the crowd around you. You felt the sense of eyes watching over your scene. You wanted it to get back to what it was, and then looked at Ford. You remarked, "Ford?.. It's me... Y/N." You wanted the whole situation to cool down. Ford calmed down a little and he accidentally dropped his weapon, "Y-Y/N?" He hesitantly grabbed your right hand and you helped him get up from the ground. He brushed himself off and adjusted his glasses, "Y-Y/N... You almost gave me a heart attack..." You chuckled, "Whoa there, don't get a heart attack, you're not 92 yet!" Ford stepped back and said, "Sorry for that reaction..." He then commented, "And if you keep calling me Sixer, I'm going to start calling you Fiver." You chuckled at this, "Deal." Ford gulped and stood nervously at your word. You saw him having a sense of wanting to leave the situation. "Is everything okay?" You finally asked. You felt bad for Ford and said, "What happened back there?" Ford explained, "I...-I'll explain later... Not in public..." You sighed, "Sorry if I scared you, I didn't mean to." Ford looked up and down at your outfit and then he asked, "What's with the tophat?.." You took off your tophat and noticed a little mark on it. You brushed it with your black sleeve and then put your tophat back on, "That tailor gave me this tophat as a present." Ford kept looking at your hair and vest when you were wiping your tophat. He asked, "Why do you have a yellow vest?" You shrugged and explained, "The tailor said that there was no white fabric left and the best thing that matched was this golden yellow vest." You noticed again that you slurred your words together. Ford sighed, happy with the answer he got but still recovering from the previous situation. He commented, "So if he had white fabric he would've made you a white vest, correct?" You nodded, "I suppose..." He poured himself some punch after grabbing a red solo cup.

You keep drinking your drink, and you say, "Ima find... Mabel." You noticed that you slurred your words even more than before. You felt incredibly sick like you wanted to throw up, but you couldn't. Everything looked hazy. The lights made your vision look weird. What is this?

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