Wrong Number

Phil: good morning sunshine

Dan: it's barely morning anymore, it's like 11:15

Phil: well I just woke up because someone woke me up at 3am

Dan: who was it?

Phil: fuck you

Dan: so friendly

Phil: yes I am

Dan: so... what're you having for breakfast... or it might as well be lunch at this point

Phil: coffee, I never really have a real breakfast, unless mum makes me something

Dan: but breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

Phil: meh

Dan: I had pancakes

Phil: fun

Dan: now I'm just laying around like the worthless shit I am

Phil: from what I've learned from you, you're not a worthless shit :)

Dan: that's what mum calls me

Phil: ?

Dan: because I don't have a job or anything. She's thinking of kicking me out soon, so I'm basically forced in getting a life

Phil: my mum doesn't care 😂

Dan: I've been doing apartment research in my area

Phil: where do you live?

Dan: England. That's all I'm giving you. I don't need you stalking me

Phil: I respect that

Phil: so what've you found so far?

Dan: I found this relatively cheap place, it's ok

Phil: that's good

Dan: yea, it's fine for what I need

Phil: I'm going to go make myself decent-looking

Dan: you go do that

Phil: ttyl?

Dan: maybe