Dan: thank you
Phil: for what?
Dan: for existing
Phil: ?
Dan: you listen to me when no one else in my life ever did
Phil: I thought we did this yesterday
Dan: yeah, but I wanted to properly thank you
Phil: well you're welcome
Phil: and thank you for entertaining me
Phil: ok that came out wrong
Dan: and this is why us social outcasts are friends
Phil: yay awkwardness...
Dan: I'm way more awkward than you
Phil: probably true
Phil: I guess I'm just more lively
Phil: but when I'm in a social setting I put on a face and pretend to be interested in other people's stories
Phil: in reality idgaf and I just want to go into a corner and read
Dan: same, but I'm incapable of hiding it
Dan: I should probably change that...
Phil: we need to get our lives in order
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
