Phil: how's it going with your mum?
Phil: busy?
Dan: hello
Phil: is your mum still there?
Dan: yes, she is still here
Dan: would you consider us good friends?
Phil: yeah I guess
Dan: ironic, though, that we met the way we did
Phil: yep. Why are we so awkward lol
Dan: how would you define our friendly relationship
Phil: what
Dan: how good of friends would you consider us to be, exactly?
Phil: pretty good. We kinda rant to eachother about our problems, though we haven't even met irl
Dan: irl?
Phil: you know, in real life?
Dan: of course, I knew that, I just blanked out for a second
Phil: huh ok
Dan: FUCK YOU MUM
Phil: what...?
Dan: MY MUM TOOK MY FUCKING PHONE WHILE I WAS IN ANOTHER ROOM!
Phil: uh well I'll let you sort that out...
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe

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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...