Phil: Dan Dan Dan Dan daaaan
Dan: that is my name
Phil: dddddaaaaaanananananana
Dan: are you okay?
Phil: dananananansnasnsnaaa
Dan: OKAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Phil: daaaaaaaaaan
Dan: WHAT
Phil: hi
Dan: ARE YOU FUCKING
Dan: You know what, nvm
Phil: lolzzzz
Dan: your texting like your drunk
Phil: I don't drink lol
Dan: really...?
Phil: I mean in highschool and university, yeah, but not recently, really
Dan: I mean, it's not like your going to any social events soon
Phil: yeah, I guess, #foreveralone
Dan: we can be forever alone together
Phil: wut...?
Dan: now that I see that I should've thought it through
Phil: but I understand what you were trying to say
Dan: basically that we're socially awkward
Phil: yeeep
Dan: yeeep?
Phil: the yeeepiest of the yeeeps
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe

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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...