Dan: I AM NOT ON FIRE
Phil: what?
Dan: I kinda
Dan: I tried to cook some stir fry
Phil: oml Dan
Dan: yeah...
Phil: did you set the fire alarm off?
Dan: luckily, I didn't
Phil: well at least you didn't burn it that much...
Dan: it caught on fire
Dan: the fire alarm is broken
Phil: oh
Dan: so I nearly did catch on fire
Phil: but you are not on fire
Dan: correct
Dan: luckily I actually know how to use a fire extinguisher
Phil: you do?
Phil: *gasp*
Dan: yeah, yeah act all shocked
Phil: I am, tho
Phil: I don't even know how to use one
Dan: not surprising, actually
Phil: Daaaaan
Dan: don't you just love me?
Phil: yeah
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
