Wrong Number

Phil: why haven't you texted for 2 hours after you said "maybe"?

Dan: I tried online dating, and my phone kept buzzing the entire time, and they thought it was a girlfriend or something

Phil: why didn't you show them the texts?

Dan: I did

Phil: why would they be concerned about a BOY texting you?

Dan: idk

Phil: weird. Anyways, sorry I wrecked your date

Dan: it's ok, I feel like they would've been like the jealous type anyways, I might've dodged a bullet there

Phil: what gave it away, the paranoidness of having their date being spammed by a guy? It could've just been a group chat.

Dan: ikr. A little psycho

Phil: well, I'm glad I helped, then. Did you like them?

Dan: they were alright otherwise.

Dan: my mum freaked out tho

Phil: why?

Dan: bc I didn't tell her that I was going out on a date, and that it was an online date. She hates online dating for some weird reason

Phil: odd

Dan: yeah, I guess she's just one of those people who don't trust the internet

Phil: or just don't know how nice random people actually are. Here's an example right here!

Dan: yup, except now you're not really a random person anymore

Phil: aww, I'm more than a random person! Thank you!

Dan: 😂

Phil: ttyl?

Dan: maybe