Dan: my mum is visiting today
Dan: yay
Phil: what about your dad...?
Dan: work obligations
Dan: thank god
Phil: good luck
Phil: and I hope whatever you hate her so much for doesn't get in the way or anything
Dan: thanks
Dan: I'm just waiting now
Dan: I excited to show her my fat wad of cash to show her that my job is actually a job
Phil: haha that'll show her
Dan: hopefully
Dan: I'd love to see her swap places with me for a day and see how she handles it
Phil: I wish she understood you
Dan: unfortunately she just doesn't
Phil: wonder why
Dan: idk, she just doesn't get me, she doesn't understand that I'm how I am and she can't change that
Dan: she doesn't understand that this is the life I've chosen to live and it should honestly be none if her concern as long as I'm making money, and eating, and sleeping
Dan: she's just so weird sometimes, and she just doesn't understand me. She doesn't get it
Phil: maybe one day she will
Dan: well it won't be one day soon, I can assure you of that
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
