Phil: it's been a few days, I don't blame you tho, you must be busy with moving out and the job search
Dan: yeah, sorry. I got the job, btw. I'm going to work for Amazon, dealing with customer complaints from 10am-6pm
Phil: awesome
Dan: I start the day after I move in
Phil: awesome, so you can build up a bit of cash before you have to pay the rent
Dan: yeah, it's kinda great
Dan: thanks for finding the job for me :)
Phil: no prob, always happy to help a friend
Dan: to think that this started out as a wrong number
Phil: yeah 😂
Dan: I really appreciate your moral support tho
Dan: it's been kinda rough here
Phil: idk why your mum is so freaked out about you not having a job...
Dan: some parents act differently to their child's life decisions... even if they're not decisions sometimes
Phil: I mean you kinda decided not to have a job
Dan: but I didn't decide to be a socially awkward lazy twat
Phil: but now you're going to be a less socially awkward, slightly less lazy, not twat!
Dan: yes, because that's such an improvement
Phil: baby steps, Dan, baby steps
Dan: I'm such a fat baby that these are my first steps 😂
Phil: I'm sure you're not that fat
Dan: you've never seen me before
Phil: gtg, ttyl?
Dan: maybe

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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...