Journey Through the Omnipotent World 2: New Era

Wix struggled her way out of my pants pocket and after catching her breath looked around in confusion "Jake!....Jake....Jake?" she said. "uh, yeah, these guy are from alternate timelines and universes it seems?" I said. I looked over to angel me and saw our classic trench coat jacket's pocket ruffling and then out came another Wix. "hey, Jake, Jake, and Jake, next time...don't...keep...me...in...there.....for so.....long?" she said now realizing her situation. "wow. now this is definitely awkward." I said. "you dyed our wings blue!" my Wix said. "they're better than natural purple!" angel me's Wix said. "can we all stop talking and let the evil looking me talk already?" I asked. silence filled the soon to be night desert. "right, any who, I need three of us to put our powers together and become ONE!" future me shouted. we all didn't think about it until a few moments later when we started to realize something. "no, that can't be, that would be a big plot hole into something." angel me said. "uh, what? so I'm not the only one who thinks we may be the guy who created earth and this planet?" I said straight to the point. "it's always a possibility. with our combined powers we could become one itself, therefore causing a bit of a paradox-like situation." future me said. "but, I spoke to God! he said he was his brother! this can't be.." angel me said. "what I'm curious about is how it seemed like no one saw this coming?" I asked. they both looked at me with a 'really?' like it was a dumb question, I mean seriously how come no one saw this coming? "okay, well see ya." I said turning around and walking away. "hey." future evil me said and held my arm before I even got to walk a foot away from where I was standing. "let go, now." I said giving a fierce look. "or what? you certainly don't have the limitless mind I have. you both locked your minds true potential. you could become Gods if you wanted! rule over this planet with nothing but a simple thought of it happening!" "you know? that was a much better way of trying to get someone to join you. good thing you know I've never been tempted at Godhood." I said. I made my fist's punches as strong as 10x the force of the sun and punched future me in the face. now if you thought that would've most likely been overkill, you clearly never paid attention to the fact that all humans and human-like creatures have omnipotent capabilities. "that almost hurt." future me said. his face felt like steel. "good thing I knew you were going to do that." he said. "my entire body is nearly indestructible." future me told me. I retracted my fist slowly before I was shoved back by some sort of pulse blast from future me. "I already told you, you are no match for my limitless brain." he told me. "yeah, yeah, but hey I got an idea. remember our 9th grade report project?" I asked him. he thought for a moment and then his eyes widened "NO!" he shouted in disbelief. "yes." I said smiling. "black holes, are a real pain in the-" suddenly an invisible vortex appeared behind future me. "hey before you go. why'd you invite someone that was aligned with good?" I asked. he smiled and then looked behind him and lost his cockiness. "I will return! don't you dare think you're safe from me! both of you! I will kill all of our other selves, and kill you two too!" he said as he was being dragged further against the sand. he fought with all his force, but I had me the wind super duper strong as the miniature black hole started to suck up half of future me. "he said he was nearly indestructible. let's see if he survives an infinite miniature black hole?" I thought. I turned to angel me and said "you staying?" "nah" he replied before vanishing into thin air. "well, this is gonna be a long story, huh, Wix?" I asked. "yes, yes it is, and I hardly even know what just happened?" the black hole closed and silence filled the new night. "don't worry about it. it's better if you don't understand." I said before walking further into the desert to find a village.

Down in the dungeon of Lay's castle on the floating island. "man I can't believe I got myself caught by the punk kid!" someone in brown ragged clothes said. "soon, I'll get out of this place, and the I'll get my RE~VENGE! YEAH!" "hahaha, okay crazy dude." another prisoner said. "just after you learn how to sing." a different prisoner said. "Just you watch, I'll get out and you two will be trapped here until you DIE!" the odd ragged prisoner said. "yeah? and what's with the stupid haircut? you into some sort of rock band? huh, punk?" Prisoner 1 asked. "haha, yeah, maybe he's into all that dumb Emo and Goth stuff too! I bet he pours his heart out through poetry night!" Prisoner 2 said both 1 and 2 started laughing their heads off at their own jokes. "grr." the punk prisoner growled at his predicament. suddenly he heard a little almost quiet noise. "what's that?" he asked. the prisoners in their cells stopped to hear a rumbling noise and then started to feel an earthquake. panic shook all the prisoners in the row of cells next to the punk rock dude. "well, well, looks like she found me." he said. suddenly the wall behind him as he was propped up against the cells bars started to show dust falling and then a huge BOOM caused light from the outside to settle in. "oh, baby, I love your entrances!" the punk rock dude said. a giant drill retreated back into the tunnel it made and revealing a long narrow tunnel. "hop in, baby!" a crazy Harley Quinn accent said. "right, well, I told you idiots, and now I get to enjoy knowing you're all gonna rot in those cells, while I go have some fun on the streets!" punk dude said. "so, why didn't you pick me up sooner?" he asked once he was fastened in with his seatbelt and watching as his partner put the drill machine into overdrive. "I thought you would just bust yourself out, after all you've got the powers to do so, but then more than a month went by and I figured they managed to build a safe prison for you. now if I'd known they merely put you in a dungeon I would've just called." the crazy girl driving said. "they told me they knew how to contain my powers and that I was better off not trying. now that I think about it....those bastards! they tricked me!" the punk guy said. "honey, before we leave the floating island, let me give them a little fun gift." "sure, sweetie, just remember to sign it out for the both of us!" the girl said. "oh, you know I would!" punk guy said. the punk dude opened to top hatch to the drill vehicle that was now shot into the air and somehow flying long enough for him to do all of this. after struggling to get situated he shouted holding a mega bazooka "here's a little something from me and my girl!" and fired the bazooka like in a comic book. the castle of Lay or Lay's castle was struck by a devastating force causing some of the building to collapse. "hahahahaha! it's so much fun to be back! and now I get to plot a course for that little brat!" as they started to crash land somewhere in the water a formation of a K and Q formed in the sky above Lay's castle.