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The Single Life of The Britis...

By TheBritishBombshell

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This collection of stories has evolved over the years!! It started off when I was single and has now become m... More

How I became single again馃槼馃槤
These dating apps!!
Date 1 with guy 1
Date 1 with guy 2
It's a wrap for guy 1
Guy 3...oooh I think I like him!
Date 1 with guy 4
Guy 5!! Could he be the one??
OMG! Guy number 6 didn't come to play!!
Welp...guy 5 flaked
The needy man!
Another one bites the dust...not guy #3 (smdh)
What's your "guilty pleasure"
New guy on the scene.. lucky # 7??
There goes guy 6...Kinda my fault though (smdh)
Guy 7 on hold....
Wait until you hear what guy 7 did (smdh)
Guy # 8 was totally unexpected but I'm loving it!!
Date 1 with guy 8
New guy alert!! Guy 9 took the #1 spot
Another unexpected one.. guy # 10
Guess what?? We have 2 new guys!! Guy 11 & 12
My true feelings about these new guys!!
Date 1 with guy 11
Date 1 with guy 10... not bad at all 馃槍
Update.. it's a wrap for guys 8, 10, & 12
Today is date #2 with guy 9 馃槅
Date 2 with guy 9 was amazing!!!
Guy 9 concerns me a bit...
New guy alert!! I give you guy 13!
Date 3 with guy 9 馃槈
Guy 13 is a wrap.. but a new guy is on the scene!!
Date 1 with guy 14 馃槈
Date 1 with guy 15 was pretty hot 馃敟
Biggggggggg Newssssss!!
Date 2 with guy 15 馃槈
Update on guy 15 馃槉
Date 3 with guy 15鈽猴笍
Date 4 with guy 15馃槍
Overnight adventure with guy 15馃き
Guy 15 popped the question 馃槏馃槏
Date 7 with guy 15... My man 馃槅馃槅
Date 8...2nd staycation with my guy 馃グ
I met his mum 馃檭馃檭
Karaoke date change
Staycation 3 was litt!
My man is amazing 鉁ㄢ湪
Another great weekend in the books!!
I love date nights 馃グ
Another amazing date in the books!!
Those 3 words!!馃挅馃挅
Love of my life baecation 馃挏馃挏
Another great date!!
Best birthday ever 馃帀
Unexpected amazing dates are the best 鉁
Staycation Lucky #5
Impromptu overnight rendezvous 馃き
6 month anniversary 馃帀
Amazing date night!!
That woman power is real鉁ㄢ湪
Impromptu gym date 馃挭馃挭
Escape room conquered 鉁
Lessons for men.. the little things
Can it get any better? 鈽猴笍鈽猴笍
Shopping date 馃槅馃槅
That kiss 馃拫馃拫
Boat rides are fun!!
Staycation time 馃帀馃帀
He met the fam鈽猴笍鈽猴笍
I'm elated 馃槅馃槅
I failed but it's ok 馃様
Another epic staycation 鉁ㄢ湪鉁
3-day weekends is where it's at 馃帀馃帀
Hottest overnight ever 馃き馃敟
Romance, truth, and fun...Love it馃グ
Ping pong is fun 馃槅
What a night!!
Our one year anniversary 馃帀
Such a well needed staycation!!
Thanksgiving and I'm so thankful 馃檹
The Rockefeller tree!!
Happy New Year 馃帀馃帀
Axe throwing fun 鉁ㄢ湪
Meet the friends part 1
Meet the friends part 2
Early Valentine's and birthday celebration 馃挅馃帀
Iceland...bucket list completed
What a week!!
What a birthday celebration 馃帀鉁
More mini golf anyone?馃槅
Another great fight night!!
Finally another staycation 鉁ㄢ湪
Celebration of life 馃檹
Best 3-day staycation!!
Forgot to add these!!
Such a chill staycation!!
Father's Day Celebration 馃帀
Movie date!!
Fun and sexy date night 鉁
What a staycation 鉁ㄢ湪
NYC night life overnight
UFC 292! Impromptu date night
What a staycation!! They just keep getting better馃槅馃槅
Labor Day weekend staycation.. ignite!
Connect with Bill Bellamy 馃槅
Saw X!!
Melissa Etheridge on Broadway
Epic staycation 鉁ㄢ湪
2 year anniversary celebration 馃帀馃帀
Happy life 馃グ馃グ
A lot to be thankful for 馃檹馃檹
Date nights are fun 鉁ㄢ湪
Cirque du solei
We make each other better! Part 1 馃グ
We make each other better!! Part 2馃グ馃グ
Comedy for the New Year!!
Karaoke and dinner!
Hawaii staycation part 1鉁
Hawaii staycation part 2鉁ㄢ湪
Hawaii staycation part 3鉁ㄢ湪鉁
Hawaii staycation part 4鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪
Hawaii staycation part 5 鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁
Pre-birthday celebration with my 3 amazing friends 馃帀馃帀馃帀
Hawaii staycation part 6 鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪
Hawaii staycation part 7 鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁
Hawaii staycation part 8 鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪
The most memorable, unexpected, birthday staycation 馃帀馃帀
Broadway date but not feeling too great!
Monday night raw baby 馃槅馃槅
UFC 300.. Amazing
Such a fun and relaxing staycation 馃槍馃槍
Mother's Day celebration 馃挅
Shopping date 2024馃槅
NYC hotel overnight 馃敟馃敟
Comedy date night馃檭
Father's Day special
Well needed staycation 鉁ㄢ湪
Movie date 馃槍
Yay!! It's a 3-day馃帀
Sandbox VR for the win!!
Possibly our most memorable staycation ever 馃グ馃グ
Labor Day staycation 2024馃帀
UFC 306!!
Speak no evil!
NYC staycations are epic 鉁ㄢ湪
Time for another staycation 鈽猴笍
The Wild Robot 馃檭
3-year anniversary staycation 馃敟
F.A.M.E. What a day 鉁ㄢ湪
What a Thanksgiving 馃槅
How to keep that flame going...
Axe Throwing
Missing Bae 馃槱
Bae surprised me and came 馃槅馃槅
3-day staycation celebration part 1
3-day staycation celebration part 2
3-day staycation celebration part 3
Escape Alcatraz馃挮馃挮
Another amazing staycation 馃グ
It was an interesting night but we got through it! 馃檹馃挆
Valentine's Day 2025馃グ馃グ
A beautiful NYC Staycation馃挮
Hospital visit went great馃槍
Birthday celebration 馃巵
We came, We played, We conquered 馃挭
A working man 馃帴
Bermuda trip day 1 馃槱
Bermuda trip day 2
Bermuda trip day 3
Bermuda trip day 4
Bermuda trip day 5
Bermuda Trip day 6
Bermuda trip day 7.. All over馃槱
THE GREAT GATSBY MUSICAL
FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES 馃サ
Well needed staycation 馃槏
Father's Day bowling 馃幊

Last staycation before our vacation 馃グ

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By TheBritishBombshell

Hey luvs,

I am 100% reeling off this staycation because it was amazing!! From the amazing sex, to the phenomenal movies, to the great music, to the fun times, and cuddling moments we had :-) I couldn't have asked for a better weekend. Once again, I might have gotten a little ahead of myself and almost spoiled it again but it wasn't my fault!! You see, I had jokingly texted him when he was on his way saying, "he's driving but doesn't want to tell me :-)" I expected that he would text back saying something clever but he didn't. At first I didn't stress it because I was working and busy, but then as time moved on, I began to wonder if everything was ok, or if he had even left his house yet, maybe I had assumed wrongly, maybe something had happened to him because he hadn't texted me back in a while as he usually would on a day where he was coming over. I decided to call him but he didn't answer and then he texted that he would call me back. I began to get a bit irritated because I had no explanation as to why it appeared that he was ignoring me on such a great day! I was excited he was coming over and he said he was also, however now he wasn't answering my texts. I began to get even more upset so when he called back the first thing I told him was that he needs to get his life because he didn't respond to my text until I called him and he didn't answer. He then got upset and said he saw my text and started laughing when he saw it but just didn't text back cause he was on the phone. I got pissed because I was like, how do you see the text, react, and then not respond.. I told him when I am in those same situations, I make sure to always respond no matter what I am doing so it just felt like he didn't give me the same consideration. We went back and forth disagreeing for a bit but then he said he would make sure to respond to me more regularly in situations or let me know why he had to call me back. I felt a bit better that he apologized and we eventually got over it all but not before he told me that he could just go back home if I had an issue and I told him that was soo mean to say and he apologized. We had both let our emotions get the best of us but at least we worked it all out and got over it. By the time he got to my house I was dressed in my sexy purple lingerie and we had fully made up!! Buttttt just to make sure we were good, we had some killer sex!! Haha... it was sooooo amazing!! Everything felt great, I loved it and so did he.. we did everything and let's just say... we both climaxed to the next level!!! What a way to start off the weekend!! I was in total ecstasy and so was he!! We reveled in it for a minute before getting ready to head to the grocery store.

It was a super quick grocery run because we only had to get some chips and candy and then we went to Chick-Fil-A to get the real prize of the night! I got their deluxe chicken sandwich and him their chicken tenders. We both got medium fries, and an 8 piece nugget with barbeque sauce to share. It all tasted amazing. We started eating in the car, me, the French Fries, and him, his portion of the nuggets. We listened to one of the Sirius countdowns while we drove and found a few great songs to add to our playlists. Then when we got home, we put on the movie and finished our food. The movie I chose for the night was "Fast X". It was really good but, lacked a good ending because it left so much unknown and I never like cliffhanger endings. Now I have to wait two more years to see Fast 11 to find out if Vin Diesel and his son die and what happened to the rest of his team. The way they made it seem, it appeared that his main guys died after their plane was shot down, and only his wife, The Rock, Jason Statham, and a few of their enemies lived but if you know the "Fast" movies like I do, they always end up surviving somehow so it only made me more intrigued to see the next movie. He also liked it but because of the ending said he moved their rating down and wasn't as enthused to see the next movie they come out with because he said it's not realistic if they continue to always live on. Needless to say, I doubt he'll be watching "Fast 11" with me in the future, but you never know ;-)

We actually didn't see the entire movie that night because it was pretty long and he was sleepy. When 10pm came I told him we could shut it off and head up to sleep. He tried to fight it but eventually conceded and said we could continue to watch for a bit more when we went upstairs. We did, but that only lasted for about 15 more minutes, haha. He was sooo tired so we both fell asleep and figured we'd just watch the rest in the morning.

That's exactly what ended up happening but even earlier than we expected. It was hilarious too because we woke up around 6:30 am and said we were both going to go back to sleep. He turned one way on the bed and me the other. Halfway through I ended up turning towards him and opening my eyes to see if he was really asleep... for whatever reason, my mind had been moving and I couldn't fall back to sleep but I didn't want to wake him if he was able to, so I closed my eyes back again. Next thing I felt him turn around but when I opened my eyes again his were closed so once again I closed mine back. About five minutes after that I was curious again so I opened my eyes and he was opening his at the same time. We immediately looked at each other and burst out laughing... neither of us could fall back to sleep. It was hilarious because we were both trying to see if the other one was awake and when we ended up both opening our eyes at the same time that's all the confirmation we needed, hehe.

He suggested we do our meditation first, then our brain games, followed by watching the remainder of "Fast X". I was down for that and closed my eyes to mediate. I must admit that I did pretty good because my mind only wondered a few times. I told him about it when he asked and he told me about his mind wonderings. Both not bad, all in all. We went on to our brain games and this time, he did one, then I did one, and so forth. I still wasn't able to beat my past scores so I wasn't happy about that but I knew I would get a better score the next time. He felt the same way about his scores as well and I even showed him how I do one of the games to help him out. He complimented me saying I was so good at it and that felt great!! We completed our brain games and then finished off "Fast X". Like I said before, it was a good movie but just a terrible ending for us and as a result we dropped our rating off it from a 4 to a 3.5/5. Well, in actuality he said it was a high 3.5 and I a low 4, so it evened out pretty much. If it wasn't for that ending we both would've rated it higher but I would still recommend you seeing it because the action was really good!!

Next we spoke to his mother for a bit and that was great as always. We talked about packing for Hawaii and a few other things. We are all so excited for it because it is approaching so quickly :-) We did our ab workouts while talking to her and then got off the phone to get ready to head to IHOP. We had a great quick ride to the restaurant while listening to music and then immersed ourselves in our food. I ordered the strawberry/banana pancake meal with bacon, hash browns, and scrambled eggs, while he ordered the blueberry pancakes with sausage links and bacon. We both got hot chocolate with whipped cream and orange juice. Our morning was set!! We devoured our food and then it was time to head back home. This time the ride was interesting because he was consumed with editing our movie list. I kept telling him to leave it alone but I ended up joining him to assist with moving some of our "movie" category movies to our "filler" category. I knew he wouldn't stop trying to find something so I figured if you can't beat them you have to join them. I ended up helping him move two of the movies down to our filler category and finally he seemed satisfied. We were about to head into the house and his best friend called. I told him to answer because I had to shower so he would have time to talk. He did and we proceeded inside but before I went upstairs to the bathroom he put her on speakerphone because she had a few questions about fitness. I told her my thoughts and suggested some workouts for her to do. I also sent him a video with me doing the workouts for him to forward to her so that she would have the visuals. She thanked me and then after talking for a bit more about the movies we had seen and planned to see I went upstairs. It was cool talking to her because it had been a while, she's always super cool so I was definitely happy to assist and I wish her well on her fitness journey. I don't doubt that she will succeed and I love that she is so motivated now so anything I can do to help, I will.

I stayed upstairs for a little while and I guess he started to miss me because he texted. I was working on applying for a casting so it took a bit before I could text him back but when I went off the page to find the video I planned to attach, I texted him back letting him know what I was up to. He was watching videos and told me to take my time. It was cool having a bit of free time for us both to do our own things and then come back together afterwards. From there we decided to watch "The Floor". I had told him about it and knew he would like it because it was a new cool trivia game that he and I could compete against one another in. I was right and he even said that he would watch it again in the future and that it was the best game show I showed him yet. That made me happy because it was pretty cool when the various categories came up and we tried to beat each other when saying the correct response. We finished watching the show and then went upstairs for nap time.

Before we napped we cuddled and that session was such a great one! He was the big spoon and I was the little spoon, it felt so good being held by him from behind and before you knew it, we had fallen asleep. We awoke a few hours later and talked for a bit about future goals and plans and then checked our credit scores. It had been a while since he had checked his score and it had risen since we'd started dating. It was a great score too! I was proud of him and he was proud about mine too.. We shared a lot in that one sitting including our credit utilization amounts. It was cool because once again I was being fully open with him and I've never done that with any partner in the past. It just made me know that I really see a future with him.

After that we were finally ready to head downstairs to watch our next movie for the weekend "Creed 3". It was soooooo good and we both rated it with a high 4.5/5!! Creed did a phenomenal job and the storyline was really good. I remember there being a lot of controversy when it initially came out because Sylvester Stallone was mad that he wasn't in it. I must admit that I could've seen him in it but him not being in it didn't hinder anything. The movie was just great and we both concluded that it was the best out of all the Creed's. The story between Creed and his old friend was pretty deep and you could understand both sides of it. I was proud of Creed for winning in the end but also felt a bit bad for his friend. I like that there was a conclusiveness with this film though and I really think that Michael B. Jordan did a great job directing it. We turned off the TV for a bit and decided to do a few of our own things. Well actually, at first he didn't want to do his financial budgeting anymore because he said it would take a while, but I told him that he should follow through and do it because he shouldn't put off for tomorrow what can be done today. He reluctantly agreed and started working on his budgeting while I did my journaling. After he was done he said he was happy that he did it and thanked me for pushing him to do it. I told him no problem and reminded him that now he would have time to do his extra budgeting over next few days. He was happy about that.

We head to Sonic and bought our dinner. Hickory Barbeque cheeseburgers, mozzarella sticks, and M & M Sonic Blasts. We couldn't wait to get home to devour it all and we sure did while watching the "Barbie" movie. It was our last movie for the night and we loved it. It boasted female positivity and strength as well as showed a lot of truth regarding our society and how it's so patriarchal. Margot Robbie did a phenomenal job becoming Barbie and Ryan Gosling did good as Ken also. There were a few parts of the movie that I felt were a bit corny but there weren't a lot and overall the message of female empowerment and what Barbie truly stood for was evident. I really liked it and it was a nice "feel good" movie. We both rated it with a low 4.5/5. I would definitely recommend it for both men and women because it shows both sides of society and there were some hard truths that people should examine.

It was now midnight and we didn't want to go to bed yet. I realized that it was my parents anniversary so I called them and we wished them happy anniversary. It was hilarious because dad answered and had totally forgot. Mum joked saying that she was going to let the day pass and then tell dad that he missed the anniversary. She said that they've been together for so long that she doesn't even get mad any more. It's been 46 years and I have never seen a happier couple. The phone call was so good and brought more happiness to our night. We talked and laughed for a bit with them and then said our goodbyes.

He was getting a little sleepy but neither of us wanted the night to end so he suggested we do a few questions from the game "Would you rather". Once again, the questions they had were crazy and so hard to decide between but we made the hard choices and answered them. Then we did our meditation and went upstairs to bed. We didn't go to sleep quite yet because we wanted to do our brain games. He did great on his this time but I did horribly and even after I tried to redo them, I sucked, haha. I guess my focus was just off but that's ok because I'll do better next time. We talked for a bit more and then eventually turned in.

We awoke around 7 am because when I flushed the toilet after peeing it was backed up and actually started going into the shower. I called to him and he came to help me plunge. I thought I would have to call a plumber because it didn't immediately fix itself but then I plunged it again at an even quicker pace and it flushed correctly. I had to bleach the bathtub and clean it and also put on the diffuser so that the smell would dissipate. I was pretty up after the entire ordeal and so was he but we both vowed to fall back asleep and we eventually did before waking up again around 10 am. This time I looked at him and nudged my head over to his chest and he lifted his arm up to receive me and said "that was so cute". I felt so great laying on him and I guess it felt great for him too because we both fell asleep again. We didn't plan on it, but it just happened and neither one of us was complaining. We finally really decided to get up but first he was a little horny and needed some satisfaction so I definitely hooked him up before he had to leave.

Neither of us wanted it to end even though we knew it had to, so I drove him to throw out the garbage and then to his car. We kissed and said goodbye and I head to the gym. He called me a bit later maybe 30 minutes before we got home and we recapped the weekend. We went over our top five moments and then planned when we would speak later. The weekend went really fast but I know it would not be our last so I'll look forward to our next time together. We'll be talking tonight to schedule our next date night but until then XOXO Bombshell Out!! 

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