This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
KARKAT: ... KARKAT: ... KARKAT: MAY TROLL WILL SMITH GIVE ME STRENGTH TO GET THROUGH THIS ONE.
DAVE: this is going to be so awkward...
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KARKAT: ...
DAVE: ahem. DAVE: well....
DAVE: fuck okay since karkat is going to apparently be a quiet tool throughout this i guess its up to me.
DAVE: so
DAVE: cat chick and me. DAVE: soo... DAVE: i guess i should start with---
KARKAT: OKAY SO I HAVE A COUPLE OF COMMENTS.
DAVE: (and so he lives and speaks)
KARKAT: AS I'VE SAID BEFORE, NEPETA IS A GREAT TROLL. SHE DESERVES THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND TO ME, THE BEST IN THE WORLD IS DAVE. KARKAT: I BELIEVE THAT DAVE WOULD MAKE NEPETA HAPPY. KARKAT: NEPETA IS A VERY LOVING PERSON AND SHE'S A FUCK TON OF FUN, IF YOUR VERSION OF FUN IS THE SAME AS HERS THAT IS. KARKAT: DAVE IS *ALSO* A VERY LOVING PERSON. IN ALL HONESTY I BELIEVE THEY'D MAKE A PRETTY GREAT COUPLE. I MEAN, DAVEPETASPRITE HASN'T EXPLODED YET SO I'M ASSUMING DAVEPSRITE AND NEPETASPRITE ARE GETTING ALONG JUST DANDY IN THERE. KARKAT: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, NEPETA WOULD COMPLIMENT DAVE PERFECTLY. SHE WOULD CONSTANT ASSURE HIM THAT SHE CARES AND ADORES HIM. KARKAT: SHE'D SHOWER HIM IN FUCKING FANFICS ABOUT THEM AND ART AND A LOT OF CUTE LITTLE GIFTS JUST TO SHOW HER LOVE TO HIM. KARKAT: DAVE WOULD DO THE SAME BUT IN HIS OWN LITTLE UNIQUE WAY. HE'D WRITE HER LITTLE LOVE POEMS, NO EXCUSE ME, LOVE *RAPS* AND DRAW HER ADORABLY SHITTY SBAHJ COMICS AND INDULGE IN HER WEIRD ROLEPLAYING OBSESSION. KARKAT: THEY'D ALSO BOTH GET PRETTY PROTECTIVE OF ONE ANOTHER. NOT IN A "YOU CAN'T HANG OUT WITH ANYONE!" PROTECTIVE BUT A "NO YOU AREN'T A WASTE OF SPACE" PROTECTIVE. KARKAT: KNOWING DAVE HE'D NEED CONSTANT VALIDATION THAT NEPETA *DOES* CARE FOR HIM AND NEPETA IS VERY GOOD IN SHOWING THAT. KARKAT: I JUST THINK THEY'D WORK WELL WITH ONE ANOTHER, AS FRIENDS OR MORE. KARKAT: PLUS THEIR COLORS GO WELL WITH ONE ANOTHER. JUST SEEING THEM TOGETHER IS PLEASING TO THE EYE.
DAVE: .... DAVE: uh, yeah, uh DAVE: yeah DAVE: ive heard a fuck ton of good shit about nepeta from karkat and kanaya and terezi DAVE: she and i would definitely get along great together tbh DAVE: davepeta and I get along fantastically DAVE: if the nepeta part was by herself DAVE: (itself? idk) DAVE: im pretty fuckin certain that wed be best bros or something of the like. DAVE: dating wise tho? DAVE: idk man DAVE: maybe DAVE: if karkat says that wed be a great couple then i guess we would be DAVE: i trust his judgement so i guess wed be a pretty rocking power couple DAVE: though i think wed have slight trouble in the animal department. id want a pet bird and shed want a pet cat. DAVE: those two don't work very well with one another.
KARKAT: PFFT. YEAH. PICKING A PET WOULD BE THE ONLY TROUBLE DAVE.
DAVE: not to mention I think shipping is sorta creepy as fuck DAVE: but i have met a dead nep or two and i gotta say shes pretty rad. DAVE: idk maybe i have a thing for trolls with weirdly short horns with a obsession that others would normally think of as weird.
