This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
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KARKAT: WHY. WHY DO YOU ALL INSIST IN PUTTING ME IN AWKWARD POSITIONS WITH *THESE* KIND OF SHIPS!!!
DAVE: he means the kind of ships where we had to pretend i was straight for about two months and jade didnt catch on that it was all just an act. DAVE: same thing with john.
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KARKAT: WOULD YOU CARE TO START US OFF DAVE?
DAVE: itd be my pleasure. DAVE: personally, i dont think that theyd really be a very...functional match. mainly because they kind of annoy the shit outta each other. or more, karkat annoys the shit out of jade. DAVE: mr.yells-a-lot has matured a fuckton since his first conversation with jade. DAVE: lol, didnt like past you or future you crash your conversation and you two started arguing and then jade had to like, act as an auspistice for you and yourself?
KARKAT: UGH, GREAT. NOW THAT MEMORY IS FRESH IN MY MIND AGAIN. THANKS FOR BASICALLY MAKING ME RELIVE SUCH A PAINFULLY EMBARRASSING MOMENT DAVE. KARKAT: YOU'RE A REAL PAL.
DAVE: its what im here for my guy. DAVE: anywho, yeah they dont exactly get along thanks to a MAJOR misunderstanding a while ago. lets say someone got a bit hurt and is holding a bit of a grudge against karkat. DAVE: its not all because of...the thing that happened though. jade always kind of didnt enjoy karkats presence as much as the rest of us.
KARKAT: I SHOULD REALLY APOLOGIZE TO HER, MAYBE THEN SHE'LL SEE THAT I'M NOT AS MUCH OF AN IMMATURE GRUB-FISTING JACKASS AS I WAS WHEN I WAS SIX SWEEPS OLD.
DAVE: could be worth a shot then we could finally be all buddy buddy. DAVE: but anyway, i dont think jade would ever be particularly happy with karkat even if she was friends with him. she just needs someone who is...more of an extrovert. or...i dunno...more like her...sort of....idk dude her taste in people is all over the place!
KARKAT: NOT REALLY.
DAVE: what do you mean?
KARKAT: DAVE, THAT IS A DISCUSSION FOR ANOTHER TIME. FOR NOW DAVE AND I BOTH AGREE THAT JADE AND I WOULDN'T MAKE A VERY GREAT COUPLE AS FLUSHED. KARKAT: NOW AS FOR PITCH... KARKAT: I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING. KARKAT: SORT OF. I MEAN, I ANNOY HER SHE ANNOYS ME....
DAVE: the only problem is she doesnt really feel troll emotions like pitch and shit. DAVE: so she wouldnt really be on board with being someones kismeisis. DAVE: ...well maybe...after a long while of spending time with trolls and really learning about their culture and shit.
KARKAT: MAYBE. BUT WHO EVEN KNOWS IF SHE'LL FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT *ME* KARKAT: FOR ALL WE KNOW SHE MIGHT BE PITCH FOR KANAYA.
