This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
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Eminencentrose and @RaimbowPhoenix抖阴社区s requested: JohnRoxy
DAVE: hmmmmm
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DAVE: B/
KARKAT: WHAT IS IT?
DAVE: im trying to decide whether or not i should be excited about this ship or not... DAVE: idk tbh DAVE: its kind of weird for me???? DAVE: just a bit tho DAVE: ... DAVE: just a lot DAVE: ... DAVE: just in that in between state of a lot and a little DAVE: eh, lets just say its a bit weird for me.
KARKAT: WHY?
DAVE: my moms dating my best bro dude DAVE: its kind of weird DAVE: like what if idk kankri started dating...sollux or kanaya or another one of your best buds DAVE: or would it be your crabdad? DAVE: imagine your giant crab monster dad dating one of your best friends.
KARKAT: THAT'S DISTURBING.
DAVE: yeah man. DAVE: just imagine if they get married. DAVE: would i have to call john dad???
KARKAT: ...I...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT...
DAVE: yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah DAVE: lets just talk about how glad i am for them tho DAVE: i seriously am! DAVE: my mom deserves to be happy! especially after living through, yknow, the game and all that shit that happened in her session. DAVE: plus johns a great dude and i know that hell uh DAVE: make....good choices and shit DAVE: not that my mom isnt a responsible adult DAVE: teenager? god? DAVE: idfk i know she can take care of herself. DAVE: ... DAVE: ...i had to have the "wear condoms" talk to with john tho...just to be safe. DAVE: even if we kind of need more human's rn DAVE: ... DAVE: uh DAVE: yeah, im glad that john and roxy are happy! theyre great together! ive never seen john happier and dirk has told me that he hasnt seen roxy so happy too! so yeah, this ship is great! DAVE: ...just weird as fuck knowing that one day i might have to call john "dad" DAVE: bro what if they have kids DAVE: id have a brother DAVE: dude im grossing myself out
KARKAT: HOW????
DAVE: im thinking about my mom and best bro doing the nasty and its nasty
KARKAT: ONLY DAVE STRIDER WOULD ACCIDENTALLY MAKE HIMSELF THIMK ABOUT HIS TEENAGE MOTHER AND LIFE LONG BEST FRIEND HAVING SEX. KARKAT: AND START WONDERING IF HE'D HAVE TO CALL HIS BEST FRIEND DAD. KARKAT: YOU KNOW, THAT WHOLE "DAD" THING MAY BE UNCOVERING SOME DEEPLY BURIED KINK YOU HAVE.
