This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
KARKAT: MOTHERFUCKER. KARKAT: WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE HARD ONES???
DAVE: cause youre a bottom.
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KARKAT: OKAY LET'S ALL JUST FORGET DAVE EVER SAID THAT AND MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES. KARKAT: AGAIN, SINCE I KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT THESE TWO THIS IS MOST LIKELY GOING TO BE REALLY SHORT AND SHITTY.
DAVE: like you. DAVE: minus the shitty part.
KARKAT: FUCK YOU DAVE.
DAVE: anytime.
KARKAT: UGH. SEE WHAT YOU ALL HAVE DONE??? YOU ENCOURAGED HIS FLIRTING AND NOW HE'S FLIRTING WITH ME CONSTANTLY. IT'S FLATTERING AND DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE IT TO NO END BUT IT'S **ALL THE TIME**
DAVE: i have to give the people what the want dude. DAVE: and what they want is me grossly flirting with you DAVE: sorry not sorry.
KARKAT: WHATEVER. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. KARKAT: SPADES SLICK IS AN ASSHOLE, BUT A COOL ASSHOLE. WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT. KARKAT: THIS SNOW PERSON ALSO LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE. A SCARY BUT COOL ASSHOLE.
DAVE: like john cena.
KARKAT: YEAH SURE WHY NOT. KARKAT: AND I GUESS SINCE THEY'RE BOTH ASSHOLES THEY GO WELL TOGETHER???? KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW, I KNOW NEARLY NOTHING ABOUT BOTH OF THEM AND TO HAVE A PROPER REACTION HERE I'D NEED TO SEE THEM TOGETHER AND ACTUALLY KNOW THEM MORE.
DAVE: isnt the snow person dead. DAVE: yeah, theyre dead.
KARKAT: WELL SHIT. NOW I *REALLY* CAN'T HAVE A GOOD REACTION HERE. KARKAT: I MEAN, UNLESS SLICK IS INTO NECROPHILIA? KARKAT: THAT'S GROSS THOUGH AND I DON'T THINK HE IS. KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW. KARKAT: THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE GIGANTIC ASSHOLES AND FROM MY EXPERIENCE, ASSHOLES TEND TO HAVE PRETTY OKAY RELATIONSHIPS TOGETHER. KARKAT: BUT LIKE I'VE SAID, I NEED TO ACTUALLY SEE THEM TOGETHER. KARKAT: OH WELL. HERE'S YOUR HALF ASSED REACTION.
