This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: and in just the last chapter i was being all happy and cuddly and shit with him. DAVE: now i gotta be jealous.
KARKAT: YOU DON'T *HAVE* TO BE JEALOUS.
DAVE: yes i do.
KARKAT: SAYS WHO?
DAVE: says i DAVE: the frenchiest fry.
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KARKAT: OKAY SO I CAN'T EXACTLY SEE THE THREE OF US GETTING ALONG AS A GROUP CONSIDERING ERIDAN AND SOLLUX FUCKING HATE EACH OTHER TO THE POINT WHERE THEY WANT TO BRUTALLY MURDER ONE ANOTHER. KARKAT: SO A WEIRD THREE WAY PALE RELATIONSHIP IS OUT. KARKAT: FLUSHED WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE CONSIDERING, AGAIN, *SOLLUX AND ERIDAN HATE EACH OTHER.* KARKAT: PITCH IS OUT BECAUSE BY PROPER PITCH STANDARDS THEY WOULDN'T WANT TO BRUTALLY MURDER ONE ANOTHER AND ACTUALLY ATTEMPT. KARKAT: THAT'S JUST HATRED AND CRAZINESS MIXED TOGETHER. KARKAT: REMEMBER KIDS, A PROPER PITCH RELATIONSHIP- OR *ANY* RELATIONSHIP- MEANS THAT BOTH PARTNERS AREN'T HURTING OR TRYING TO KILL THE OTHER PERSON OR PERSONS. KARKAT: THAT'S A REALLY BAD RELATIONSHIP AND YOU SHOULD GET THE **FUCK** OUT OF IT IMMEDIATELY. KARKAT: SO THAT BASICALLY LEAVES ASHEN. KARKAT: I SUPPOSE I CAN SEE THE THREE OF US AS ASHEN, I MEAN I DO HAVE A PRETTY GOOD TALENT AT MAKING ERIDAN SHUT THE FUCK UP. MAYBE I CAN USE THAT TO MAKE HIM KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT AND NOT TRY TO SPARK UP A FIGHT WITH SOLLUX. KARKAT: AND I COULD DO THE SAME FOR SOLLUX. KARKAT: OR SOMETHING. KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF BEING ASHEN WITH ANYONE! KARKAT: BUT I SUPPOSE IF I HAD TO, I'D BE ASHEN WITH THEM.
