This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: ... DAVE: ... DAVE: yall know that hes my ecto brother right?
KARKAT: OF COURSE THEY KNOW DAVE. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
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DAVE: alright DAVE: since this is technically a ship with ME in it, ill be doing most of the talking. DAVE: obviously i aint up for this shit due to the obvious reason that hes technically my brother or dad or whatever that ecto biology bullshit classifies this as. DAVE: also hes still attempting to either get over or reconnect with jake. DAVE: hes doing something involving jake DAVE: and finally, the main reason as to why this ship is fuckin wrong in my book DAVE: yknow, other than the incest part of this. DAVE: im still very much traumatized. my childhood wasnt exactly...good. DAVE: ... DAVE: okay good isnt the best example DAVE: he was fuckin horrible DAVE: worse than horrible DAVE: jesus fuck, if he knew he was gonna be a shitty ass guardian why did he even take me in? DAVE: though i probably shouldnt talk about bro when im supposed to be talking about dirk DAVE: but that bro shit applies DAVE: when i first realized id be talking to a young dickbag i freaked the fuck out DAVE: remember that?
KARKAT: I REMEMBER.
DAVE: yeah. DAVE: but yeah seeing young bro fucked me up DAVE: but dirks cool DAVE: hes really trying to be the older brother i never had DAVE: hes working on his personality and trying to become a better, less manipulative person overall. DAVE: ... DAVE: shit, i was supposed to reacting to this ship no ranting about my feelings and shit DAVE: but yeah DAVE: ship is a definite no in the book of strider but if yall wanna ship it go ahead. DAVE: go on and draw your fan art and make headcanons and write fanfics DAVE: go crazy DAVE: just please don't turn us into kawaii anime nerds who's kokoros go doki doki just by staring into senpai's eyes.