This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: ya got to be shitting me. DAVE: this is completely unfair, not only to me but to karkat too. i mean, whats he supposed to do? he cant just say 'sollux cant be with Dave because i want sollux to myself', even though we all know hea thinking that.
KARKAT: I AM NOT YOU DICKWAD. LET'S JUST GET THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE SHIP REACTION OUT OF THE WAY SO WE CAN CONTINUE WITH OUR NORMALLY SCHEDULED DAY.
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DAVE: (ugh this is grosssssss)
KARKAT: DAVE SHUT UP! KARKAT: ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S BEGIN. FIRST OFF, DAVE IS SORT OF RIGHT. THIS IS KIND OF GROSS. I MEAN, NO OFFENSE BUT????? KARKAT: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS SHIT? DAVE AND SOLLUX DON'T TALK. LIKE AT ALL. OR AT LEAST NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
DAVE: he and i have shared a couple of awkward conversations but other than that there has been legit no talking between us whatsoever. DAVE: like none. nada. zilch.
KARKAT: SEE!!!! THIS JUST...IT CONFUSES ME. THEY BARELY TALK SO...I DON'T SEE ANY *REAL* EVIDENCE THAT THEY'D WORK TOGETHER IN A RELATIONSHIP. BUT WHATEVER. KARKAT: I DO THINK, HOWEVER, THAT THE TWO OF THEM WOULD BE PRETTY FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC FRIENDS THOUGH. LIKE...SOLLUX WOULD BE A SORT OF...SECOND JOHN TO DAVE. BUT NOT REALLY...THEY'D JUST BE GREAT FRIENDS. I KNOW THAT. KARKAT: THE TWO OF THEM WOULD BOND OVER HORRIBLE SARCASM AND THE DESIRE TO ANNOY PEOPLE, MORE SPECIFICALLY ME. KARKAT: MAYBE SOME MORE THINGS I'M NOT SURE. I JUST KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THEY'D BE GOOD FRIENDS. KARKAT: DAVE, ANY THOUGHTS?
DAVE: its gross. DAVE: like, i heard he had two alien tenta-dicks down there. i can barely handle ONE tentacle dick, i probably cant handle TWO. DAVE: idk man, i just dont see myself having romantic feelings for the dude. hes a cool guy and all and itd be great if he and i could hang more but thats about it. DAVE: maybe i could have black feelings for him? he kinda gives off that vibe, like i could easily gain those feelings for him....if i were a troll. DAVE: i dont really feel pitch feelings. DAVE: but yeah, friends is great but romantic is gross.
KARKAT: AMAZING. MY SECRET PLAN TO KEEP SOLLUX ALL TO MYSELF HAS SUCCEEDED.
