This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
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DAVE: this one actually makes pretty good sense. DAVE: i mean, jades technically dating nepeta? DAVE: kind of? DAVE: half of her. DAVE: shes dating a sprite thats partially her and she seems pretty damn happy about it.
KARKAT: SHE DOES INDEEDY.
DAVE: please dont say that again.
KARKAT: FINE. BUT YES, SHE DOES SEEM HAPPY. KARKAT: THEY DO SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF COUPLE THAT YOU JUST **FEEL** LIKE THEY'RE GREAT YA KNOW? KARKAT: AND NEPETA DID MENTION THAT JADE WAS HER FAVORITE HUMAN.
DAVE: maybe nepeta could be her favorite troll. DAVE: like how roses fave troll is kanaya DAVE: and our fave troll is Troll Will Smith.
KARKAT: SIGH, HE HAS SUCH DREAMY EYES. KARKAT: BUT ANYWAY, THEY JUST SEEM GREAT. KARKAT: THEY'RE BOTH REALLY FUCKING PEPPY AND BADASS AND COULD PROBABLY TEAR ME IN HALF WITH THEIR PINKIE FINGER.
DAVE: and neither would take any shit from anybody. DAVE: AND and theyre both animal themed so u know its true love. DAVE: only problem is the whole cats and dogs thing.
KARKAT: PLEASE DAVE, THAT'S JUST SOME STUPID ANALOGY SOMEONE CAME UP WITH. CATS AND DOGS DON'T *ACTUALLY* HATE EACH OTHER.
DAVE: theres a war karkat, and if were not careful well be dragged into it.
KARKAT: ..................OKAY..... KARKAT: .........AAAAAAANYWAY..... KARKAT: THEY JUST SEEM LIKE THEY WOULD MAKE A DECENT MATESPRITSHIP. KARKAT: OR AT LEAST BE PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS.
DAVE: unless the war tears them apart. be warned.
KARKAT: I'M ENDING THIS BEFORE DAVE PULLS OUT THEORIES AND SHIT.
