This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
KARKAT: I AGREE WITH DAVE'S "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE". KARKAT: EVEN IF I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S FOR.
DAVE: YO SO I WAS SEARCHING THIS SHIT UP FOR THE PICTURES AND DAVE: UGH OH MY GODDDD DAVE: IM SCARRED FOR LIFE.
KARKAT: DAVE STOP YELLING.
DAVE: NO. YOU DIDNT SEE WHAT I SAW. DAVE: LIKE, WHY WOULD THAT BE THE FIRST IMAGE???? DAVE: IM PUTTING IT ON HERE. FAIR WARNING. IT'S A LITTLE NSFW-ISH.
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DAVE: WHY. DAVE: WHY IS THAT THERE. DAVE: I AM A *CHILD*. MY VIRGIN VANILLA MIND HAS BEEN TAINTED. DAVE: THEY'VE SOILED IT.
KARKAT: IT'S JUST DILDOS. KARKAT: CALM DOWN. KARKAT: BECAUSE DAVE IS TRAUMATIZED RIGHT NOW HE'S NOT GOING TO REALLY PARTICIPATE HERE. KARKAT: I'M SORRY YOU ALL HAD TO SEE THAT.
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KARKAT: ANYWAY, YEAH I DON'T SEE THIS. KARKAT: I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE KANAYA WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN ROSE. KARKAT: CALL ME BIAS OR WHATEVER, I DON'T CARE. I CAN NOT SEE KANAYA AND NEPETA DATING. KARKAT: I ALSO CAN NOT SEE THEM AS PALE BECAUSE ONE: NEPETA HAS A MOIRAIL WHICH IS EQUIUS. AND TWO: KANAYA HAS A MOIRAIL. ME. I AM HER MOIRAIL. KARKAT: I JUST CAN'T SEE IT. KARKAT: PITCH? MAYBE??? KARKAT: I MEAN, IT COULD HAPPEN. KARKAT: MAYBE ONE DAY KANAYA SUDDENLY BASHES ONE OF NEPETA'S SHIPS AND NEPETA RETALIATES BY LIKE, CALLING HER DRESS CRAPPY. KARKAT: NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY'RE HATE-SNOGGING IN THE CLOSET. KARKAT: IT COULD HAPPEN.
DAVE: anythings possible if your mind to it. even tainting the innocent and pure mind of a time god.
