@OtakuGemini13 and Eminencentrose requested: Rosemary
DAVE: !!!!!!!!!!!!
KARKAT: !!!!!!!!!!!
DAVE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KARKAT: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAVE: this great!!!!!! we can both properly react to something. i mean, we did it before with others but this one is better.
KARKAT: BY BETTER HE MEANS IT INVOLVES SOMEONE HE'S EXTREMELY CLOSE TO.
DAVE: so what if i mean that.
DAVE: come on, lets get down to business.
DAVE: rose is my sister right, and i care a fuckton about her. like, shes a great person. fuck man, i became a god with her by my side. we were in that shit TOGETHER.
DAVE: and like, she helps me out a lot. whenever i need to talk i know i can always go to her secret lair filled with yarn and ominous books and the sweet scent of lesbianism.
DAVE: its comforting.
DAVE: and its great seeing her so happy. its amazing!!! rose deserves to be happy, ya feel?
KARKAT: WELL SAID.
KARKAT: I GUESS IT'S MY TURN.
KARKAT: KANAYA IS MY MOIRAIL. AND OF COURSE I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY AND LIVE A WONDERFUL LIFE.
KARKAT: I HAVE TO BE HONEST, AT FIRST I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE THE IDEA OF HER DATING ROSE ONLY BECAUSE ROSE WAS A HUMAN AND I WAS STILL A BIT IFFY ABOUT WE SHOULD REALLY TRY TO BE ALL BUDDY-BUDDY WITH THEM. BUT THEN I SAW HOW DELIGHTED KANAYA WAS WITH ROSE,
DAVE: (and then he started dating me too, thats what made him really okay with humans)
KARKAT: AND I JUST THOUGHT, "HEY, IF MY MOIRAIL IS HAPPY WITH A WEIRD PINK MONKEY ALIEN, THEN FUCK IT. LET HER DATE AS MANY OF THEM AS SHE WANTS TO." SO YEAH. ANYWAY, SHE AND ROSE ARE GREAT TOGETHER. IT'S LIKE...THEY'RE ONE WHOLE PERSON WHEN THEY'RE WITH ONE ANOTHER.
KARKAT: GET IT? CAUSE THEY'RE EACH OTHERS BETTER HALFS.
DAVE: that was bad.
KARKAT: SHUT UP.
KARKAT: BUT YEAH, THEY'RE HAPPY TOGETHER AND EXTREMELY ADORABLE TOGETHER.
KARKAT: THEY'RE ALSO A LITTLE BIT TERRIFYING TOGETHER. ONLY WHEN THEY WANT TO BE THOUGH.
KARKAT: LIKE DAVE, I'M JUST HAPPY THAT MY MOIRAIL IS HAPPY AND I JUST WANT HER TO HAVE A GREAT LIFE BECAUSE SHE DESERVES THE VERY BEST.
DAVE: #teaminterspeciesspacelesbians