I Don't Like This World, I Only Like You (我不喜歡這世界，我只喜歡你) by Qiao Yi (喬一)

In front of others, F is extremely serious and aloof—so much so that people have nicknamed him Ice Man. I'm the complete opposite: a full-blown drama queen with a flair for theatrics. He often says it's a shame I'm not an actress.

Once, while we were eating out, I suddenly stopped and said to him:
"Brother-in-law, are we really doing right by my sister?"

At first, he and the waiter would both look like they'd been struck by lightning. But after a while, he got used to it. Just yesterday, he coolly replied,
"Your sister will bless us from the afterlife."

One time, on a whim, I told him:
"I want to play the devoted second male lead."

Then I immediately got into character and shouted at him:
"I'm the one who loves Qiao Yi the most! I'll never give her up to you!"

He was standing by the bookshelf, casually flipping through a book, and replied indifferently,
"Then take her."

I froze—this was not how the plot was supposed to go.

I said,
"I'm taking her with me tonight. We're leaving you forever!"

He snapped the book shut with a clap, looked at me coldly, and said,
"Try it. If she dares to run off with someone else, I'll break her legs."

Damn it! Who told you to change the script!?