Went to Lao Feng Xiang to buy bracelets for Mom and my mother-in-law. The ones I picked weren't cheap. At the checkout, I suddenly remembered that F's niece was nearing her 100-day celebration, so I added a longevity lock to the purchase.
My wallet felt instantly lighter. I turned to Guanchao and said pitifully, "Bro, how about we split the cost of Mom's bracelet?"
"Have you not woken up yet?"
"Are you even my real brother?"
"Nope. You were picked up off the street. We didn't tell you because we didn't want you to feel inferior." He lied solemnly.
"Pfft! You were a freebie from topping up a phone plan!"
"You're the last-place prize in a scratch-off lottery!"
"You're the free gift that comes with a toothbrush!"
The saleslady giggled. "You two have such a great sibling relationship."
"In what world?!" we shouted in unison.
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I Don't Like This World, I Only Like You (我不喜歡這世界，我只喜歡你) by Qiao Yi (喬一)
RomanceThe night before we registered our marriage, I asked him: "When did you start liking me?" He replied, "I don't remember." "But why me?" "Why not you?" "I'm petty and easily jealous." "So am I." "I'm afraid I'm not worthy of your love." "Me too." "I...
