He came shopping with me. I took a liking to a mug—35 yuan each. I haggled, "Boss, can you give me a discount? How about 80 for two?"
The shopkeeper chuckled, "Miss, you just raised the price for me."
I suddenly realized, "Oh—oops, I miscalculated."
Guanchao, standing beside me, said, "Sorry, my sister had an appendectomy when she was ten."
The shopkeeper asked, "What's that got to do with mugs?"
"In the process, the doctor accidentally removed her brain," he said calmly.
...
That evening, I tattled to F: "Your Majesty, you must avenge your concubine!"
He replied, "Very well, I shall go retaliate on your behalf."
The two of them locked themselves in the study and battled it out on Xbox all night.
The next day, Guanchao, eyes bloodshot, told me, "Your man tormented me all night."
He's not wrong... but why does it sound so weird?
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I Don't Like This World, I Only Like You (我不喜歡這世界，我只喜歡你) by Qiao Yi (喬一)
RomanceThe night before we registered our marriage, I asked him: "When did you start liking me?" He replied, "I don't remember." "But why me?" "Why not you?" "I'm petty and easily jealous." "So am I." "I'm afraid I'm not worthy of your love." "Me too." "I...
