Friend
You: Dude!!
Friend: what?
You: yesterday I was sitting in a restaurant and had to pass gas.
Friend: And?
You: and the music got louder so I started to relieve myself. Then I noticed people staring at me.
Friend: why?
You: then I realized I was listening to my iPod
I absolutely laughed so hard at this one! I love it XD

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