Amanda
Amanda: I love horses! <3
You: You love horses? I don't trust them. It's their eyes, their sneaky feet.
You: Their shoes are permanent.
You: Who makes that kind of commitment to a shoe?
Amanda: WTF?!... Never mind.

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