John
You: Should I get pizza
You: Hey John my arm just got chopped off by a psycho killer
John: Ok I'm sorry I will save you
You: I already bled to death
You: that's what happens when you take 30 minutes to reply to texts.
You: people die.
YOU ARE READING
Text Fails
RandomFunny texts that are sure to put a smile on your face! Note: I do not own any of these.
