DarthVader
DarthVader: Luke, I am your father
You: seriously? That joke's old. -___- Btw, who is this? Someone hacked into my phone and changed all the names.
DarthVader: No, seriously. I'm your father. Mom wants you to come home.
You: Did you just seriously hack into my phone yesterday just to change your contact name to 'DarthVader' to say that?
DarthVader: yeah.
You: sometimes I hate my name.

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