Dad
Dad: Hey punk! When are you coming home?
You: Lol... I'll be back over around 2. Can you keep the door unlocked please???
Dad: Hell no! I'll keep a window unlocked, but you have to figure out which one it is and try not to make the dog bark, or you're grounded for a month.
You: Challenge Accepted.
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