Mom
You: Did you still need help sewing? I can come over on Sunday.Mom: No- I urinated my pants today.
Mom: I urinated my pants.
You: I heard you. Why?? Are you ok?
Mom: I am trying to say un hemmed! I did not pee myself!
You: lol I was worried for a sec.

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