Gf
Gf: Hey Mark :)
You: What do you want? You broke up with me a month ago, it's over. Unless you wanna do some.....things ;)
Gf: Ooooh, what type of things? ;)
You: Illegal things ;)
Gf: What do you wanna do, exactly? ;)
You: Kill you.

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