Daughter
Daughter: Mom will you PLEASE give me a ride to Anna's party? Please please pleeeeaaaassee?
You: Sdflxmojfdfsglkrnidf--Honey,-- 342p98ut5jwgtsrfdinbhil-- I think we're breaking up--eofesnzd,zl;efsji--no signal--
Daughter: oh ok! Call me when you get better signal!
You:...I raised an idiot.

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