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??: yo is this Kelsi? It's Brian
You: No this is Jake from State Farm.
??: what r u wearing Jake from State Farm
You: Uh. Khakis?
??: well you sound hideous
??: yo Jake my girlfriend cheated on me. Am I covered?
You: You're covered Brian! We will replace your girlfriend with a newer model.
??: Sweet but will my rates go up
You: the only thing going up is your future, bro.
YOU ARE READING
Text Fails
RandomFunny texts that are sure to put a smile on your face! Note: I do not own any of these.
