Dad
You: DAD!
You: Daddyyyyyyy
You: OMG DAD MOM JUST DIED!
You: Dad... I'm pregnant. .....
You: we got donuts
Dad: ill be home in 10 mins.. If the donuts aren't there.... I will be pissed.

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