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Shade#69 (S4): Running around

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[Business Man]

Voodoo children! Someone needs to lock you punks away and throw away the key!

THE BUSINESSMAN STARTS TO LEAVE THE ALLEY AND THE GROUP OF CHILDREN ALL LOOK AT EACH OTHER WITH DISTRESSED FACES.

[Kid#1]

If we come back empty-handed, she's not gonna like it!

[Kid#2]

Then you know what we've gotta do!

[Kid#3]

I thought we were only supposed to do that during the night!

[Kid#4]

It doesn't look like we've got much of a choice!

THE GROUP OF CHILDREN ALL MALEVOLENTLY GRIN AND GIGGLE. AFTERWARDS, THEY TRANSFORM INTO GREMLINS, CHASE DOWN THE BUSINESSMAN, AND OVERWHELM HIM AGAIN. AFTER THROWING HIM TO THE GROUND, THE GROUP OF GREMLINS DRAG THE BUSINESSMAN BACK INTO THE ALLEY.

[Business Man]

What the—? Get off me! What the hell are you? Somebody help me! Help!!!

THE GREMLINS LAUGH AS THEY BEAT THE BUSINESSMAN.

CUT TO: DOWNTOWN DISTRICT

INT. FRONT DESK - LATE MORNING

[Sassy Female Police Officer]

So, if I'm understanding you correctly, you're telling me that you were attacked by a group of children that turned into monsters after you tried taking your wallet back from them?

[Businessman]

Yes, that is exactly what I am saying. I've said it twice now! They're voodoo children!

[Sassy Female Police Officer]

Sir, have you done any drugs in the past twenty-four hours?

[Businessman]

Have you?! Look at me! You think that I did this to myself?

[Sassy Female Police Officer]

I've seen just about everything.

[Businessman]

I saw in the news that you took a gargoyle into custody, and this is just too much for you to believe.

[Sassy Female Police Officer]

Look, sir, we have people come in here all the time with all sorts of stories. I can get your statement but there's not much else I can do right now.

[Businessman]

You have got to be kidding me! I would like to speak with one of your supervisors!

[Sassy Female Police Officer]

I believe most of my superiors right now are in a meeting. I'm the best you've got right now.

[Businessman]

Ugh, this is ridiculous! Look, I need to speak with someone, anyone else besides you.

[Sassy Female Police Officer]

There's no reason to be hostile sir. It's not my fault you got high and imagine children beating you up and stealing your belongings.

[Businessman]

You have got to be kidding me!

CHIEF RITTER HEARING THE COMMOTION APPROACHES THE SITUATION CALMLY.

[Chief Ritter]

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