Bonnie - How do you make pizza?
Mike - How should I know? Idk how to cook 🤷♀️
Bonnie - Just make me my pizza, and I'll leave you alone tonight
Mike - WAS THAT A THREAT?!
Bonnie - DO YOU WANT ME TO DRAIN YOUR POWER TONIGHT?
Mike - Tbh I couldn't really care
Mike - It's not like you guys leave me alone anyway besides company would be nice in this hellhole
Bonnie - DO YOU WANT ME TO FORCIBLY STUFF YOU INSIDE FREDDY
Bonnie - BECAUSE I WILL IF I HAVE TO
Mike - Ehh, do what you want. It's not like I have much to live for
Bonnie - DO YOU WANT ME TO RIP YOUR SISTER'S FACE OFF
Mike - Whatever you do, leave my sister out of it
Bonnie - WELL THEN MAKE ME PIZZA
Mike - Ok where's the oven?
Bonnie - Oh, I forgot. Freddy ate the oven.
Mike - Bonnie, explanation needed
Bonnie has left the server
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FNAF text messages (Fazbear and friends edition)
FanfictionWelcome, one and all, to FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA! WHERE THE WORLD ENDS EVERYDAY! Yes, you heard that right. The world ends everyday. Its kinda a normal thing for my crew, so take it up with them if you can't handle it. They instigated and started the...
