Mike - CHICA WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO STUFF ME INTO A SUIT
Chica - UMMM BECAUSE I CAN
Freddy - WHAT, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT MIKE? DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE DOOR?
Mike - You know what? I'm done.
Freddy - What? Do you not like our method of solving our problems?
Mike - OF COURSE I DONT! YOU DONT NEED EXTRA ANIMATRONICS!
Chica - Doesn't matter to us
Bonnie - We enjoy seeing you in pain
Mike - That sounds really wrong Bonnie
Mike - IM LEAVING THIS JOINT THEN BURNING IT TO THE GROUND
Chica - I can't believe he relies on his mum and he lives in her basement
Freddy - He probably calls her everyday asking for help on his job
Bonnie - *pretends to call Mikes mum*
Bonnie - Mummy, there's a wabbit, a big beare and a chicwen twying to get meee. What do I do?
Freddy - There's two big doores but i dont know how to shut thwem cus I'm an idiot who can't push a siwmple button
Chica - they're twying to stwuff me into a suit but I dont wanna die. Help me mummy!
Chica - Mike your mum is so old she can't pack you lunch anymore
Mike - THAT WAS THE WORST INSULT EVER DUCK
Mike - I HAVE A FEW WORDS FOR ALL OF YOU
Mike - FIRST OF ALL, THE PURPLE THING. YOUR GUITAR SKILLS ARE ATROCIOUS AND RABBITS ARENT EVEN PURPLE!
Mike - SECOND OF ALL. THE DUCK. YOU LOOK LIKE GARBAGE AND YOUR PIZZA IS GARBAGE
Mike - AND I DONT EVEN HAVE THE WORDS TO EXPLAIN YOU FREDDY SO MOVING ON
Mike - YOU! LABABY OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!
Lababy - Honey don't try to verbally roast me
Mike - I WILL
Lababy - Actually get out of the basement and fight me
Lababy - Or be a chicken and stay in the basement
Mike - FINE IM LEAVING
Mike has left the server
Lababy - If Mike ever bothers you guys, just threaten to get him out of the basement
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FNAF text messages (Fazbear and friends edition)
FanfictionWelcome, one and all, to FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA! WHERE THE WORLD ENDS EVERYDAY! Yes, you heard that right. The world ends everyday. Its kinda a normal thing for my crew, so take it up with them if you can't handle it. They instigated and started the...
