FNAF text messages (Fazbear and friends edition)

Guys before anyone says anything, I am Starshine, not Lababy. She is a character I made up

Ragatha leans against the counter, arms crossed, watching as Lababy continues her unholy crusade against anything remotely resembling structural integrity.

Freddy: "Please, I am begging you—STOP DESTROYING MY ROOF."

Lababy, now floating and wielding a jackhammer that flickers with eldritch energy: "BEGGING WILL NOT SAVE YOU. ONLY LIBERATION FROM ROOFS WILL."

Ragatha sighs, exchanging glances with Mike, who is face-down in a booth, completely checked out.

Ragatha: "Freddy, you need to understand. Logic does not apply to her."

Mike: "I hate everything."

[MEANWHILE, GAMBLING IS IN FULL SWING]

Jax has taken advantage of the chaos, setting up an impromptu betting ring in the corner booth. A pile of Fazcoins sits in the center, surrounded by Pomni, Caine, and Gangle.

Jax: "Alright, bets are live—Freddy snaps first, or Lababy destroys the last support beam?"

Pomni tosses in Fazcoins. "Freddy's going to lose it in under two minutes."

Caine, grinning: "Lababy transcends before anything else falls apart."

Gangle hesitates. "I feel morally conflicted about this, but... five Fazcoins on reality itself collapsing."

Jax smirks, stacking the pile higher. Then he looks over.

Jax: "Starshine, you in or what?"

Starshine, ever the picture of calm exasperation, pulls up a chair next to Ragatha and watches the chaos unfold.

Starshine: "I assume reason has failed."

Ragatha nods. "It always does."

Jax gestures dramatically. "C'mon, throw in some Fazcoins!"

Starshine shrugs, tossing in five. "Freddy develops superpowers out of sheer desperation."

Freddy, near his breaking point: "I WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH."

Mike groans. "Please let that happen."

[ABOVE—FINAL MOMENTS]

Lababy lifts the jackhammer, preparing to strike the final blow against rational existence.

Lababy: "THIS IS IT! NO MORE ROOFS—ONLY FREEDOM!"

Freddy: "I NEED A ROOF TO FUNCTION."

Jax grins. "Alright, get ready to collect your winnings!"

Starshine lifts a hand, and the air shimmers. Cosmic threads weave together, stabilizing the building before Lababy can deal the final strike.

Lababy pauses mid-chaos. "Huh?"

Freddy gasps. "OH MY GOD, DID STARSHINE JUST WIN THE BET?!"

Jax stares, stunned. "I don't know if I should be mad or impressed."

Mike, barely conscious: "You're paying Starshine. This is legally binding."

Starshine casually collects their Fazcoins as Freddy collapses in exhausted relief.

Lababy narrows her eyes. "This isn't over, Starshine."

Starshine smirks. "It never is."